Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates
by WarpedWiseMan » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:13 pm
Robert Bear lacks subtlety.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
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Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates
by WarpedWiseMan » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:35 pm
Robert Bear and his wife sleep in separate beds.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
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Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates
by WarpedWiseMan » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:37 pm
Robert Bear sometimes places a dustbuster against his taint and turns it on because it makes him feel dirty and makes him feel clean.
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btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
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Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates
by WarpedWiseMan » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:37 pm
Robert Bear tries very hard to predict his household electricity bill every month, and for every dollar he is wrong he disconnects one more appliance.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
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Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates
by WarpedWiseMan » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:38 pm
Robert Bear still masturbates to scrambled images from the spice channel on his 20 year old Magnavox that he still keeps for that express purpose.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
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Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates
by WarpedWiseMan » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:39 pm
Every Thursday before casual Friday, Robert Bear wears yellow smiley face boxers under his slacks. On those days, he is extra diligent at work.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
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Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates
by WarpedWiseMan » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:41 pm
Robert Bear played the xylophone in his garage band in high school, but none of the songs they played featured one so he just kind of sat around slowly nodding to the beat.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
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Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates
by Wisp » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:41 pm
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Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates
by WarpedWiseMan » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:42 pm
Robert Bear buys milk with the closest expiration date for the thrill of danger, then cracks under the pressure and pours it down the sink when he gets home.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
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Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates
by WarpedWiseMan » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:42 pm
Robert Bear wanted to pay for sex but called it off at the last minute because he couldn't decide what to write in the "Note" section of the check.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
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