What is one perk you have, that most others don't?

[maze]

I have never die'd. I have stolen nearly everthing, 1 item that i have not stolen...its a cape and al thefts try to steal it
I have lived with English, russians, germans and 2 other kinds of people...(cant spell the name)
I was an LS of an area that owned 2 town Idols right on top of each other (no other town like it)
Real life stuff - I have a girl friend who is also a gamer (score right ;D)

Those are stake claims and it's pretty average actually. I've done it twice already. :S

[DatOneGuy]

I have never die'd. I have stolen nearly everthing, 1 item that i have not stolen...its a cape and al thefts try to steal it
I have lived with English, russians, germans and 2 other kinds of people...(cant spell the name)
I was an LS of an area that owned 2 town Idols right on top of each other (no other town like it)
Real life stuff - I have a girl friend who is also a gamer (score right ;D)

Those are stake claims and it's pretty average actually. I've done it twice already. :S

Hacks! (Actually that's probably not hard to do too xP)

[sabinati]

You say you got a girlfriend for real
You play together Haven - big deal
I ain't got no girlfriend but I got my bitches
They all come to admire my H&H riches
So many come to my crib I ain't keeping score
I had to equip my mansion with a revolving door
When I boot up Haven on my plasma screen
They all pinch each other, thinking it's a dream
Then I say it's real, and they all get wet
Cause my stats are crazy and my loot is phat
You proclaim you're rich, nigga please
You still eat ants while I roll in cheese
And my cows are all q nine gees and eight
My bitches serve their cheese on a golden plate
And I sip my wine from a goblet of pearl
Got forks to match, I live like an earl
You got a wooden cup and a wooden fork
Ain't got no grinder so you eat roast pork
I'm living like a goddamn superstar
Smoking world's best bud with Jorb and Loftar
You just can't compete, I'm on a rapping spree
So better pack your wagon and make like a tree
Oh wait, you can't, you just have a cart
You're gonna keep it off the road if you're smart
When my wagon's silver wheels come a spinning
You may just as well go and buy swimming
Cause when I do a drive-by I never miss
My ranger bow kills all those who diss
No con, no armour gonna do no good
My bow's got the highest q in da hood
If you try and use your pathetic sling
I'm gonna kill you dead with a single sting
With my solid gold sword in my plate of gold
It's heavy but I'm stronger than Blaze of old
And I need it heavy cause I hunt T-rex
You got a leather armor and a damn stone axe
I don't care if you wanna rap, bitch you're done
Run before I grief you back to world one.



With all this bragging in the thread, it was only a matter of time before it devolved into a rap battle. I bet you're all green with envy cause I beat you to the punch

oh snap!

[burgingham]

You say you got a girlfriend for real
You play together Haven - big deal
I ain't got no girlfriend but I got my bitches
They all come to admire my H&H riches
So many come to my crib I ain't keeping score
I had to equip my mansion with a revolving door
When I boot up Haven on my plasma screen
They all pinch each other, thinking it's a dream
Then I say it's real, and they all get wet
Cause my stats are crazy and my loot is phat
You proclaim you're rich, nigga please
You still eat ants while I roll in cheese
And my cows are all q nine gees and eight
My bitches serve their cheese on a golden plate
And I sip my wine from a goblet of pearl
Got forks to match, I live like an earl
You got a wooden cup and a wooden fork
Ain't got no grinder so you eat roast pork
I'm living like a goddamn superstar
Smoking world's best bud with Jorb and Loftar
You just can't compete, I'm on a rapping spree
So better pack your wagon and make like a tree
Oh wait, you can't, you just have a cart
You're gonna keep it off the road if you're smart
When my wagon's silver wheels come a spinning
You may just as well go and buy swimming
Cause when I do a drive-by I never miss
My ranger bow kills all those who diss
No con, no armour gonna do no good
My bow's got the highest q in da hood
If you try and use your pathetic sling
I'm gonna kill you dead with a single sting
With my solid gold sword in my plate of gold
It's heavy but I'm stronger than Blaze of old
And I need it heavy cause I hunt T-rex
You got a leather armor and a damn stone axe
I don't care if you wanna rap, bitch you're done
Run before I grief you back to world one.



With all this bragging in the thread, it was only a matter of time before it devolved into a rap battle. I bet you're all green with envy cause I beat you to the punch

omg so much win!

[Bl1tzX]

And I need it heavy cause I hunt T-rex
You got a leather armor and a damn stone axe

Slant ryhme kinda killed it for me, but I guess not many words that relate to weapons ryhme with rex. >.>

[DatOneGuy]

[Potjeh]

Wait, axe doesn't rhyme with rex? I can see it if you pronounce axe as "aks" (screw you, I'm not learning IPA just for this), but it should rhyme if it's pronounced "eks". There are people who pronounce it like that, right?

Silly me and my foreign ways

[niltrias]

Just watch Army of Darkness. No IPA needed.

"Its a trick. Get an axe."

[eql]

You say you got a girlfriend for real
You play together Haven - big deal
I ain't got no girlfriend but I got my bitches
They all come to admire my H&H riches
So many come to my crib I ain't keeping score
I had to equip my mansion with a revolving door
When I boot up Haven on my plasma screen
They all pinch each other, thinking it's a dream
Then I say it's real, and they all get wet
Cause my stats are crazy and my loot is phat
You proclaim you're rich, nigga please
You still eat ants while I roll in cheese
And my cows are all q nine gees and eight
My bitches serve their cheese on a golden plate
And I sip my wine from a goblet of pearl
Got forks to match, I live like an earl
You got a wooden cup and a wooden fork
Ain't got no grinder so you eat roast pork
I'm living like a goddamn superstar
Smoking world's best bud with Jorb and Loftar
You just can't compete, I'm on a rapping spree
So better pack your wagon and make like a tree
Oh wait, you can't, you just have a cart
You're gonna keep it off the road if you're smart
When my wagon's silver wheels come a spinning
You may just as well go and buy swimming
Cause when I do a drive-by I never miss
My ranger bow kills all those who diss
No con, no armour gonna do no good
My bow's got the highest q in da hood
If you try and use your pathetic sling
I'm gonna kill you dead with a single sting
With my solid gold sword in my plate of gold
It's heavy but I'm stronger than Blaze of old
And I need it heavy cause I hunt T-rex
You got a leather armor and a damn stone axe
I don't care if you wanna rap, bitch you're done
Run before I grief you back to world one.



With all this bragging in the thread, it was only a matter of time before it devolved into a rap battle. I bet you're all green with envy cause I beat you to the punch

omg so much win!

POTJEH, If i make the beat and send it to you, will you actually rap over it?! HnH rap yo' ?

[Potjeh]

I suppose I could try, but I'm not much of a singer.