100 (Dumb) ways to die

[Musique]

my brother was watching me play over my shoulder and suggested i buy swimming and visit his village so i was waiting for my stamina to recover when he reached over and *Click* i drowned... he got killed by a bear the next day

[DK114]

Trying to recover an ancestor's corpse who was killed by a boar to be killed by the same boar -_-

[Mongrel]

I died picking Auroch's Hair. I also had a bear KO me three times without killing me.

[ninja_yodeler]

Trying to recover an ancestor's corpse who was killed by a boar to be killed by the same boar -_-

same happened to me a few times, except a bear

[Woot]

In the spirit of Dumb deaths, and almost deaths...

I was removing stumps from the side of the river I live on with an alt who only has Lumber jacking. Since I only had a stone axe it takes 60 seconds per stump so I was watching a tv show while I was removing the stumps.

So out of the corner of my eye I notice movement, look over at the computer screen to see a boat going by ont he river, but since they went past me I didn't think anything of it, and went back to watching the tv show.

I noticed movement out of the corner of my eye again and turned back to see the ghost leaving the lumberjack alt. So I logged in another alt inside of my palisade ans watched the murderer ride his baot by and talked to him for a couple mintues where he commented on my alter to the bear gods. Its a pile of skeletons from alts I sacrificed to a bear, 12 of them, and 3 that a griefer had killed, with e Rune stone keeping score.

He commented that it was griefers 4 now. To which I laughed and said thats fine they only had lumberjacking anyway.

He headed off down the river, and knowing that he would be back in half an hour or so since the river dead ended I formulated a plan. I took the new lumberjack out and started to haul some more logs. I didn't remove any stumps since I wanted to have stamina avilable when the greifer showed back up.

Low and behold about 30 minutes later the greifer comes back along the shoreline, hops out of his boat and starts heading towards my alt. So I start into a sprint and head right for him, dodge around him, hop in his boat and take off down the river. After I lost combat with him I hopped out of the boat picked it up and ported back to my palisade and took a look inside of the boat to find 2 Large Chests. One with a few chucnks of perch meat, and 1 that was about half full of various curios!

Quite a haul for me since the best I could make was coffers!

So Dumb death: Semi Afk while removing stumps next to a river

Semi Dumb non-death: Griefer losing his boat to his "victim"

I really enjoyed this story. thanks