Haven and Hearth Parody Thread

[Tonkyhonk]

The Bangles - Raid like an Ainran

All the old writings on the runes
They speak the truth, doncha know
If you curve them long (oh whey oh)
They used to crash the server

And the ranging man by that wall
He's got the toons from a vet
All the hearthlings (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth to see him set

Foreign types with the hooker pipe say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Raid like an Ainran

The ginger boys take your pants
They spin around and they bash the wall
They've got the moves (oh whey oh)
You drop your pants then you run for your life

All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band
When the buzzer rings (oh whey oh)
They're talking like an Ainran

All the kids in the Congress threads say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Raid like an Ainran

Slide def up, flex to gain attack
Dodge their punch and opportunity knocks
Life's hard you know (oh whey oh)
Use a sword for valorous strike

If you want to find all the tricks
They're hanging out in the battlefields
They troll and laugh (oh whey oh)
They spin the village, cruise down the map

All the RMTers with their cash
The party boys call NNN
And the channers know (oh whey oh)
They raid newbs like Ainran

All the kids in the Congress thread say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Raid like an Ainran
Raid like an Ainran

[Valten21]

[burgingham]

A+

[Tonkyhonk]

here is me shouting!

Thin Lizzy - The Devs Are Back In Haven

Guess who just got back today?
Them red-eyed devs that had been away
Haven't changed, haven't much to say
But man, I still think them both are crazy

They were asking if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told them you were living in vaults, sound
Driving all the vets and noobs crazy

The devs are back in haven
The devs are back in haven
I said
The devs are back in haven
The devs are back in haven
The devs are back in haven
The devs are back in haven
The devs are back in haven
The devs are back in haven

*snips*

Spread the word around
Guess who's back in haven

You spread the word around

Some nights they'll be on to chill
Down at the channel and stay still
Drink will flow and chatting be brill
And if the devs want to talk, you'd better let them

That youtube on the net blasting out my parody song
The nights are getting cooler, it won't be long
Won't be long till Salem come along
Now that the devs are here again

The devs are back in haven
The devs are back in haven
The devs are back in haven
The devs are back in haven
The devs are back in haven
The devs are back in haven

Spread the word around
The devs are back in haven
The devs are back in haven
The devs are back, the devs are back

The devs are back in haven again
Been idlin' down at IRC
(maybe chatting hard at a secret Salem channel but anyways)
The devs are back in haven again

[Tonkyhonk]

metal for you this weekend! ...and work for me cause im broke

Peace Sells - Megadeth

What do you mean, I don't contribute to the game?
I find a bug every day.
What do you mean, I abuse your system?
I play the same as you did.
What do you mean, I can't develop relationships?
I got nothing better to do.
And, what do you mean, I don't pay donations?
Why do you think I'm broke? huh? i even buy chars!

If there's a new way,
I'll be the first in line.
But, it better work this time.

What do you mean, I hurt your game?
You aren't playing the game.
What do you mean, I ain't kind?
I'm just not your kind.
What do you mean, I'm not decent, to play this alpha of Haven and Hearth?
Tell me something, it's still we the hearthlings, right?

If there's a new way,
I'll be the first in line.
But, it better work this time.

Can you put a price on peace?
Peace,
Peace sells...,
Peace,
Peace sells...,
Peace sells...,but who's buying?
Peace sells...,but who's buying?
Peace sells...,but who's buying?
Peace sells...,but who's buying?
No, peace sells...

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For Whom Bell Trolls - Metallica

Make his fight on the hill in the early day
Constant chill deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless gray
On they fight, for they are right, yes, but who's to say?
For clay, men would slay. Why? They all should know
Stiffend wounds test their pride
Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know

For whom bell trolls
Time marches on
For whom bell trolls

Take a look to the sky just before you die
It's the last time you will
Blackened roar, massive roar, fills the crumbling sky
Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry
Stranger now are his eyes to this mystery
He hears the silence so loud
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be
Now they see what will be, blinded eyes to see

For whom bell trolls
Time marches on
For whom bell trolls

[Oddity]

If there's a new way,
I'll be the first in line.
But, it better work this time.

Social commentary on H&H development.

[Cluck213]

Have(n) a Cigar
Have a Cigar

Come to haven dear boy, have a cigar,
You will not go far,
Say all your goodbyes,
You’re certainly gonna die,
You won’t make it if you try,
They’re gonna kill you.

Well I’ve never had a deep respect and I mean that most sincerely,
Your village is full of spastics that is really what I think, oh by the way, you’re gonna sink.

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it riding the LP train,

We just knocked you out,
You fought like a dead trout,
Better start to whine and shout ,
You owe it to the forums,
We’re so amused when you start to pout,

Everybody else lacks self esteem,
Have you seen their pants?
It’s one hell of a rant,
It could be made into a flame war,
If we all troll together as a team,

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it riding the LP train.

[Tonkyhonk]

Styx - Mr. Roboto

Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Mata au hi made
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiritai

You're wondering who I am
(client client, I've got a client)
Machine or mannequin
(client client, I've got a client)
With scripts made in Ukraine
(client client, I've got a client)
I have the Modern Mod

I've got a client
I've been hiding
Under my folder

My heart is human
My blood is boiling
My brain Java

So if you see me
Acting strangely
Don't be surprised

I'm just a man who
Needed someone
And some ways to hide
To keep me alive
Just keep me alive

Some ways to hide
To keep me alive

I'm not an abuser
Without emotions
I'm not what you think

I've come to help you
With your problems
So we can be free

I'm not a Hero
I'm not a Savior
Forget what you know

I'm just a man whose
Circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control,
We all need control

I need control
We all need control

I have the Modern Mod
(client client, I've got a client)
Can port as radar detects
(client client, I've got a client)
So no one else can catch
(client client, I've got a client)
My main charactor

Domo arigato, Mr, Roboto
Domo (Domo), Domo (Domo)
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo (Domo), Domo (Domo)
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
(Thank you very much oh Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to)
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
(And thank you very much oh Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape just when I needed to)
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
(Thank you, thank you, thank you)
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
(I wanna thank you)
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
(Please thank you)

Oh! Oh-ah-oh!

The problem's plain to see
Too much technology
Macro to save our lives
Macro to take others

The time has come at last
(client client, now everyone got it)
To throw away this stuff
(client client, now everyone got it)
Now everyone can kill
(client client, now everyone got it)
My main charactor...

I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy...

Dedicated to those, you know whom im talking about

[Tonkyhonk]

Nik Kershaw - The Riddle

I got two strong arms
blessings of Jorbtar
thoughts to keep afar
and try for sins and false alarms
so to forumers the brave
wise men save

near a tree by a river
there's a hole in the ground
where an old man of haven
goes around and around
and his mind is a beacon
in the veil of the night
for a strange kind of fashion
there's a wrong and a right
but he'll never, never fight over you

i got plans for us
nights in the spruce beds
days instead of heads
i only know what to discuss
of for anything but raids
wise men fighting over you

it's not me you see
pieces of Highwayman
just a song of fan
to keep from burning history
seasons of troll bones and gold
wise men fold

near a tree by a river
there's a hole in the ground
where an old man of haven
goes around and around
and his mind is a beacon
in the veil of the night
for a strange kind of fashion
there's a wrong and a right
but he'll never, never fight over you

i got time to kill
sly looks in script wars
without a plan of yours
a blackbird sings on bluebird hill
thanks to the calling of the wild
wise mens child

near a tree by a river
there's a hole in the ground
where an old man of haven
goes around and around
and his mind is a bacon
in the buns that i bite
for a strange kind of fashion
there's a wrong and a right
but he'll never, never fight over you

[Tonkyhonk]

Gunnar Dandy
-LaVern Baker (she is my old-time-favorite)
-Black Oak Arkansas (many of you may prefer this version)

Gunnar Dandy to the rescue!
Gunnar Dandy to the rescue!
Gunnar Dandy to the rescue!
Go, Gunnar Dandy!
Go, Gunnar Dandy!

One day he found a girl named NotSure
She was feeling kind of insecure
He's Dandy, the kind of guy
Who can't stand to see a little newb cry.
Gunnar Dandy to the rescue!
Go, Gunnar Dandy!
Go, Gunnar Dandy!

Gunnar Dandy to the rescue!
Gunnar Dandy to the rescue!
Gunnar Dandy to the rescue!
Go, Gunnar Dandy! Go, Gunnar Dandy!

Mr. Dandy had a steel sword
Saw the stalking boar and said "D'accord!"
Tracked the boar down, stabbed it to death
Left her gifts, she'd be catching her breath
Gunnar Dandy to the rescue!
Go, Gunnar Dandy!
Go, Gunnar Dandy!

Gunnar Dandy to the rescue!
Gunnar Dandy to the rescue!
Gunnar Dandy to the rescue!
Go, Gunnar Dandy!
Go, Gunnar Dandy!

Always surfing on the Congress
sees another post in disgress
Killing the defenseless? What a crime!
Mr. Dandy don't waste no time!
Gunnar Dandy to the rescue!
Go, Gunnar Dandy!
Go, Gunnar Dandy!
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