Your impressions of Sweden from H&H..

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Re: Your impressions of Sweden from H&H..

Postby zacty » Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:28 am

in sweden, ants dont crawl on you and annoy you, instead prefering to eat your shoes and bite your skin off
i really need to find a good signature
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Re: Your impressions of Sweden from H&H..

Postby Chakravanti » Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:35 am

SacreDoom wrote:
Chakravanti wrote:In Sweden, the world is flat.


Wait.. what.

If you do enough drugs/church you can suspend your disbelief for all sort of crazy or stupid shit.
Well what is this that I can't see
With ice cold hands takin' hold of me
Well I am death, none can excel
-Ralph Stanley, O Death!
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Re: Your impressions of Sweden from H&H..

Postby aso11 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:28 am

GoodGirl wrote:In Sweden, being unable to swim can save you from drowning.
"Normal" is only a difficulty level in video games - Aso11
Jackard: Koya only raises the lynx so he can molest it later
Koya: What means "molest" ? Translator cannot translate it or do it with no logics...
"And no im not native to english, I was born in the usa." - A very bad troll.
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Re: Your impressions of Sweden from H&H..

Postby rozn » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:15 am

In Sweeden people smell so much that they leave scents everywhere.
Certainly, in taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing it over, he is superior; for it is a prince’s part to pardon. - A wise friend.
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Re: Your impressions of Sweden from H&H..

Postby dagrimreefah » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:03 am

Swedish beer can ONLY be drunk from tin mugs. Any other method would be poisonous.
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Re: Your impressions of Sweden from H&H..

Postby ThePilfererOfHearths » Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:01 pm

Swedes reproduce using Hearth Magic instead of sexual intercourse.
RIP Thorin.
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Re: Your impressions of Sweden from H&H..

Postby teengames » Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:14 pm

Swedes are so good with animals it takes roughly an hour to turn a murderous boar into a pig
Swedes can shoot rocks through tree trunks and still kill animals with them
**EDIT** ooh and they hate bacon so much they dont put it in games that their children play
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