Lets put a face to the names.

[Nila-Hood]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipster_(contemporary_subculture)

http://www.itatkd.com/promotegup.html#1st Dan

You've written a lot of essays for someone who is around the age of 13-14

Oddly enough, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[jordancoles]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipster_(contemporary_subculture)

http://www.itatkd.com/promotegup.html#1st Dan

You've written a lot of essays for someone who is around the age of 13-14

Oddly enough, I have no idea what you're talking about.

For Promotion From
1st Gup Red Belt With Black Stripe To
1st Degree Black Belt



Pattern (Hyung): "Kwang-Gae"
1-Step Sparring (Ilbo Dare Ee On).
2-Step Sparring (Eebo Dare Ee On).
Free Sparring (Cha U Dare Ee On).
Multiple Free Sparring.
Self-Defense Against Holds.
Self-Defense Against Club attacks.
Self-Defense Against Knife attacks.
Self-Defense Against Multiple Unarmed Opponents.
Breaking (Kyuk Pha): 3" with any kick, 3" with any hand.
History (Yok Sa): Tae Kwon Do, ITA, Other Martial Arts.
Essay (Non Mun): 8-Pages.

[Nila-Hood]

Er... I have one sentence to say to that.

I don't take International taekwondo federation tae kwon do, I take World taekwondo federation tae kwon do.

Which means not as many essays ;O

And yes, I'm a first dan black belt.


But I've written a few books, and I'm more mature than every 13 to 15 year old I know, so say I'm 8 years ahead of the others.

[jordancoles]

International taekwondo federation tae kwon do
World taekwondo federation tae kwon do.

But which one kicks more ass, and why isn't everyone in that one?

[Nila-Hood]

ITF is for amerifags who are out of shape and can't do shit, having an ITF black belt doesn't mean anything.

WTF is worldwide, and it's a lot harder to get to black belt that way (The black belt test is about 6 hours of grueling physical excercise and sparring)

WTF is the best TKD.

Period.

[AAlex]

srs bzns

[jordancoles]

ITF is for amerifags who are out of shape and can't do shit, having an ITF black belt doesn't mean anything.

WTF is worldwide, and it's a lot harder to get to black belt that way (The black belt test is about 6 hours of grueling physical excercise and sparring)

WTF is the best TKD.

Period.

WTF FTW LOLOLOL 1337
Makes sense, carry on

[Nila-Hood]

ITF is for amerifags who are out of shape and can't do shit, having an ITF black belt doesn't mean anything.

WTF is worldwide, and it's a lot harder to get to black belt that way (The black belt test is about 6 hours of grueling physical excercise and sparring)

WTF is the best TKD.

Period.

WTF FTW LOLOLOL 1337
Makes sense, carry on

It's funny though, because WTF is FTW and not WHat The Fuck.

/Carried on

[dagrimreefah]

Black belt in tae kwon do = getting your ass kicked everytime in a real fight

It's also for non amerifags who are scrawny and look like girls.

[Nila-Hood]

You sir, are a moron who knows nothing about martial arts kthx.

And I work out 4 times a day, I know MMA techniques, assassination techniques, street fighting (from hands on experience) and some cappoera freestyle moves.

Point is, I'm not some amerifag who takes ITF taekwondo and says "I'm so badass olol"



Edit: Oh yes, "Skinny" and "Scrawny" are two different things. I'm skinny, but not scrawny, scrawny means I'm weak, and I'm not weak.

Example: I've beaten boxers in street fights.