Haven and Hearth Parody Thread

[Tonkyhonk]

how about starting a new movement?

Shirley and Company - Shame Shame Shame
(my favorite version is this one, but ima use the original for now)

Can't stop me now hear what I say
My sword want some blood so get out my way
I'm gonna have my say
I'm going to every bricked village
I'm gonna raid raid raid ooh
Till the break of day I say

Shame shame shame hey shame on you
If you can't raid too
I say shame shame shame
Shame shame shame
Shame shame on you
If you can't raid too

Don't stop the motion
If you get the notion
You can't stop the abuse
'Cos you just can't lose
Got my alt's fire down
Got my buddies' scents in the back
So put on your shaky wig baby
If you don't I ain't comin' back

Shame shame shame hey shame on you
If you can't raid too
I say shame shame shame
Shame shame shame
Shame shame on you
If you can't raid too

If you don't want to go
Remember one monkey don't stop no show
Congress needs action ain't gonna blow
Yes I'm going out and find my enemy town
If you really think you're mad
Try to get me nuked if you can, I say

Shame shame shame yeah shame on you
If you can't abuse too
I say a shame shame shame
Shame shame shame
Shame shame on you
If you can't abuse too

Now wait a minuit, baby
Giving it another thought...
I know you can think, baby
Uh, huh
Ooh baby

Shame shame shame hey shame on you
If you can't think too
I say shame shame shame
Shame shame shame
Shame shame on you
If you can't think too

Just stop the motion
If you get the notion
You CAN stop the abuse
If it's morals you pursue
Got my faith built up
Got my mates' trust back
So put on your shaky wig baby
you know, 'cos now devs cant come back

Shame shame shame hey shame on you
If you can't stop too
I say shame shame shame
Shame shame shame
Shame shame on you
If you can't stop too



p.s.
you can if you think you can.

[Tonkyhonk]

Bee Gees - Stayin' alive

Well, you can tell by the way I wear my clothes
I'm a new man: no time to pose
Server lags and people swarm
I've been kicked around since I spawned
And now it's all right, it's ok
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The Congress threads' effect on man

Whether you're a farmer or whether you're a miner
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the village breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either, I really try
Got baptized by haven on my cruise
I'm a fightin' man and I just can't lose
You know it's all right, it's ok
I'll respawn to see another day
We can try to understand
The Congress threads' effect on man

Whether you're a hunter or whether you're a forager
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the village breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
stayin' alive
as long as you play

[Amanda44]

You realy like this thread don't you
You're very good at it tho, made me laugh.

Edit: Do one to B52's Love Shack.

[Tonkyhonk]

Edit: Do one to B52's Love Shack.

it doesnt work like that. (i did take some requests before, but it didnt work well.)
when you've got a song which tells you to do it, try it yourself, its fun.

[Tonkyhonk]

Sesame Street Muppet Show - In The SG

Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn Dis technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the water or on the land
Where can you learn to fight
Play in sports and skin dive
Study the Reign of Terror
Sign up for the Cop band
Or sit by the barterstand
When your team and others meet

In the SG
Yes, you can sail and feel the breeze
In the SG
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the SG
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the SG, in the SG
Can't you see we need a hand
In the SG
Come on, protect the mother grid
In the SG
Come on and join your lovely chief
In the SG
Come on people, and make a stand
In the SG, in the SG, in the SG (in the SG)

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The skype conference fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new slave fast
Maybe you are too young
To join up today
But don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always this good SG
Protecting all the newbs and the land

In the SG
Yes, you can sail and feel the breeze
In the SG
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the SG
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the SG, in the SG
Can't you see we need a hand
In the SG
Come on, protect the mother grid
In the SG
Come on and join your lovely chief
In the SG
Come on people, and make a stand
In the SG, in the SG, in the SG (in the SG)


They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

Who, me?

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

But, but, but, I'm afraid of water.
Hey, hey look
Man, I get seasick even readin' it on ICA!

They want you, they want you in the SG

Oh my goodness.
What, am I being forced to one playstyle?

They want you, they want you in the SG

In the SG
Yes, you can sail and meet a newb
In the SG
Yes, you can melt your mind like lube
In the SG
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the SG, in the SG
Can't you see we need a hand
In the SG
Come on, protect the mother grid
In the SG
Come on and join your lovely chief
In the SG
Come on people, and make a stand
In the SG, in the SG, in the SG (in the SG)
Can't you see we need a hand


here is the original, Village People -In The SG for the full song.

[Tonkyhonk]

Loosey - Workin' in a Gold Mine

Workin' in a gold mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in a gold mine
Whop! about to slip down
Workin' in a gold mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in a gold mine
Whop! about to slip down

Five o'clock in the mornin'
I'm still up and gone
Cayir, I am so bored
How long can this go on?

hard labour by loosey.JPG

I'm workin' in a gold mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in a gold mine
Whop! some rocks knock me down
Workin' in a gold mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in a gold mine
Whop! some rocks knock me down

Cos I'm on call in the mornin'
Oh I go by the gold
But when Saturday goes around
I'm too bored for havin' fun (Too bored for having fun)

I been workin' in a gold mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in a gold mine
Whop! another cave-ins
Workin' in a gold mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in a gold mine
Whop! another cave-ins

Cayir, I am so bored
How long can this go on?

I'm workin' in a gold mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in a gold mine
Whop! another troll down
Workin' in a gold mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in a gold mine
Whop! another troll down

[SgtCayir]

Loosey - Workin' in a Gold Mine

Workin' in a gold mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in a gold mine
Whop! about to slip down
Workin' in a gold mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in a gold mine
Whop! about to slip down

Five o'clock in the mornin'
I'm still up and gone
Cayir, I am so bored
How long can this go on?

hard labour by loosey.JPG

I'm workin' in a gold mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in a gold mine
Whop! some rocks knock me down
Workin' in a gold mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in a gold mine
Whop! some rocks knock me down

Cos I'm on call in the mornin'
Oh I go by the gold
But when Saturday goes around
I'm too bored for havin' fun (Too bored for having fun)

I been workin' in a gold mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in a gold mine
Whop! another cave-ins
Workin' in a gold mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in a gold mine
Whop! another cave-ins

Cayir, I am so bored
How long can this go on?

I'm workin' in a gold mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in a gold mine
Whop! another troll down
Workin' in a gold mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in a gold mine
Whop! another troll down

ROFL, Nice job

[Projeear]

Weird al Yankovich - The Saga Begins

A long, long time ago,
In a galaxy far away,
Haven and Hearth was pretty cack.
And I thought me and the hearthlings within,
Could talk Jorbtar in,
To maybe stop being so slack...
But their response, it didn't thrill us,
They stopped developing and tried to kill us.
We thought we were badass.
Then met Naowhut in long grass...
We took some notes from the scene,
And we went to Sweden to be real mean,
We all wound up in Fiji...
That's where we heard of this game...

Oh,
My my this here Salem game,
Was decent someday recent,
Now it's pretty dry.
Loftar left Haven,
And kissed Jorb goodbye,
Sayin',
"Paradox can kiss my jap's eye";
"Paradox can kiss my jap's eye".

Did you know this programming slave,
Doesn't even have time enough to shave,
But he can use Java, they say.

Ahh, did you see us cussing him all mean,
'cause he's the boss and we're damn keen,
Yeah, he's probably gonna come back some day...

Well, I know he built the RoB,
And I've heard how fast his mind can go,
And haven was broke, it's true...
So he made a moderator or two! Woo!
They're a prepubescent dying race,
And the minute Burg fell from that grace,
Well, I knew who'd return to this place;
Oh yes, it was our boy!

We started singin';
My my this here Jrob guy,
Was brilliant someday recent,
Now he's returned home.
Jorb left Salem,
And kissed Loftar "Hi!"
Sayin';
"Paradox can kiss my jap's eye";
"Paradox can kiss my jap's eye".

Now we finally got to be lag-free,
The fan base we knew would want,
To see how good the game could be.
So we made a thread there and we told the tale,
How their plans were out of scale,
And he might fulfill the plans we had dreamed.
Oh the Fans they went apeshit insane,
"Could they bring balance to the game?"
IGN interviewed the guys,
Oh, the game they forbade.
Because they sensed in it lack of beers,
And Jorbtar said "Now listen here"
"Just stick it in your biased ear"
"I still will make this game."

He was singin'
"My my this here Haven-hearth game,
Maybe greater someday later,
Now it's just a small fry."
And he left real-life,
And kissed his hygiene goodbye,
Sayin';
"Soon I'm gonna have a d-helm",
"Soon I'm gonna have a d-helm".

We caught a ride back to our homes,
'Cause the queer Potjeh wanted to.
I frankly would've liked to stay.
We all played in that epic game,
And it wasn't long at all before,
Little Jacktard windmilled his penis for a day.
And by the end some people died,
Some buildings blew up and some bankers fried.
A lot of folks were broken,
The entire street was soakin.
And the Admins I admire most,
Met up with Sabinati and now they're toast,
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost,
I guess I'll make this game...?

And I was singin'
My my this here Haven-hearth game,
Maybe saver someday later?
Shit, my hygienes gonna die.
And I left my real-life,
And kissed his college degree,
Sayin'
"Soon I'm gonna have no life"
"Soon I'm gonna have no life."

The forum were singin'
"My my this here Projeear guy
Maybe greater someday later,
Now he's just a big gay
And we left our home,
And kissed our mommies goodbye,
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a murderer."

[Projeear]

BILLY CONNOLY - Evil Hearthling

(This is possibly my favourite one yet.)

If your looking for trouble,
Your in the right place,
Don't look at me like that, or i'll steal your plaice
i'm a mean motherfucker,
i was born that way,
and just because i wear a d-helm don't think i'm fuckin' gay.

Cause i'm an evil hearthling,
and Naowhut is my name,
i'm a sheep shagger from the united states,
and causing pain is my game.

Now if your a woman,
newbie or not,
I'll leave all your kit on but i'll pants your whole lot,
i'll take your legs and spread them wide,
and then i'll put a wet suit on and pants you from inside,

i'm an evil hearthling,
and My name is Painz
and the boys are all gaggin' for a portion of my 1" cock,

Yes i'm an evil hearthling
and my name is Painz

i've got my browser on gay porn,
and i'm playing with my 1" cock.

i don't care where you come from,
if your Ainran or Dis,
i've fought the best,
and i won, no risk.
If your western or eastern,
you wont have to die,
but if you are a Russian you can kiss your arse goodbye.

i'm an evil hearthling,
and Projeear is my name,
if you don't like permadeath don't play the fuckin' game,
yes, i'm an evil Hearthling
my name is Projeear!
and the girls are just dying for a portion of my Creamy Cock.

OH Yeah,
Fucker,
Wankers,
Knob Heads.
Thank you.

[Projeear]

Stephen Lynch - in Haven and Hearth

Watch them run, watch them sit,
Watch them try to catch a rabbit, newbies,
In Haven and Hearth.

Watch them laugh, watch them drool,
Watch them fall into the pool, that's swimming.
In Haven and Hearth.

And I know full well, that I will burn in hell,
But those guys-running-from-me-all-over-the-place-gotta-be-about-the-funniest-fuckin'-thing-I've-ever-seen-in-my-life... - where?
In Haven and Hearth.

Kid with downs, I beat his ass, even though I stood in place-


'Round his neck, talisman comfort,
Resting on his linen shirt-...

But I kid when I sing, cause this games a beautiful thing.
Okay, really, I'm just trying to avoid karma, cause I know I'm totally just going to fucking kill some more newbies after writing this like I do all the TIIIIME,
In Haven and Hearth.