Lets put a face to the names.

[Nila-Hood]

Assassination techniques have nothing to do with taekwondo, honestly, if I was 11 and I just came here from the black belt test, I would be a weak ass bitch who couldn't fight for shit. But I learned bits and pieces of other fighting styles over the next 4 years.

[jordancoles]

This is the best thread ever.

And no sir, I love it when people think I'm lying.

If you said you were an astonaught, and people were like "ahahah no u r not fag sihjugejhbrojin" wouldn't you be loling hard?

I am an astronaut. No one here disputes that. It's a fact.

[Nila-Hood]

This is the best thread ever.

And no sir, I love it when people think I'm lying.

If you said you were an astonaught, and people were like "ahahah no u r not fag sihjugejhbrojin" wouldn't you be loling hard?

I am an astronaught. No one here disputes that. It's a fact.

What about an alien with three sets of genetalia who can turn his fingers into a cocain machine?

[hazzor]

whilst nila is probably just some tard 14 year old, I managed black belt in tae kwon do, when i was like 15, it's easier that they make it seem, writing essays? nah, you just have to remember some korean words, some homo erotic dances and some morals, i quit because i couldn't stand my teacher... but yeah, shit's easy

I already said taekwondo was easy, I got my black belt when I was 11

k then norris, quit throwing weight that you claim to have around on the internet, no one's impressed and everyone's laughing at you, and yet you feel superior, if i were you i'd feel stupid

whilst nila is probably just some tard 14 year old, I managed black belt in tae kwon do, when i was like 15, it's easier that they make it seem, writing essays? nah, you just have to remember some korean words, some homo erotic dances and some morals, i quit because i couldn't stand my teacher... but yeah, shit's easy

BUT DID YOU LEARN ASSASSINATION TECHNIQUES?!?!?!

heh, yeah, and they'll totally work if your opponent is coming at you slowly exposing their neck! martial arts are bullshit for the most part, in terms of defense anyway, good exercise at least

[hazzor]

DP'd (how i like my teenage boys called nila)

[jordancoles]

This is the best thread ever.

And no sir, I love it when people think I'm lying.

If you said you were an astonaught, and people were like "ahahah no u r not fag sihjugejhbrojin" wouldn't you be loling hard?

I am an astronaught. No one here disputes that. It's a fact.

What about an alien with three sets of genetalia who can turn his fingers into a cocain machine?

This isn't one of your wet dreams Nila. This is fact. I am an astronaut.

[Dallane]

Assassination techniques have nothing to do with taekwondo, honestly, if I was 11 and I just came here from the black belt test, I would be a weak ass bitch who couldn't fight for shit. But I learned bits and pieces of other fighting styles over the next 4 years.

naruto isn't a reliable way to learn ninja moves

[dagrimreefah]

ITT: A noodly armed arrogant 90 lb. child that has absolutely NO life experience honestly expects us to believe that he is a barehand assassin martial-arts beast because he got his TKD kiddie belt when in all actuality he is just barely going through puberty (refer acne face pic) and looks more feminine than his female cousin (again refer to pics).

[painhertz]

Damn boy...a little make-up and a dress and I'd hit it. THIS IS NOW A TRAP THREAD!!!!

[cobaltjones]

The Death Touch refers to any martial arts technique that can kill using seemingly less than lethal force targeted at specific areas of the body. The concept known as Dim Mak (simplified Chinese: 点脉; traditional Chinese: 點脈; pinyin: diǎnmài; literally "press artery"; Jyutping: dim2 mak6), alternatively diǎnxuè (simplified Chinese: 点穴; traditional Chinese: 點穴) traces its history to Traditional Chinese Medicine Acupuncture. Tales of its use are often found in the Wuxia genre of Chinese martial arts fiction. Dim mak is depicted as a secret body of knowledge with techniques that attack pressure points and meridians, said to incapacitate or sometimes cause immediate or even delayed death to an opponent. There is no scientific or historical evidence for the existence of a touch of death.