Got attacked today, they started to spam alts at
me when i was waiting at the body, so i ducked
out and figured it wasn't worth it anyway
I set a timer for the body though just for no reason.
when the timer got down to the point of no return
i started to have that feeling... I lifted my boat on
my back and launched it.
About 2 grids from the skeleton i spotted 3 alts in
boats blocking the way to the body. Something was
pushing me forward... something was telling me this
was no ordinary kill... I knew from the loot, a high
quality cutthroat and a better bear hood than mine...
even a soldier's sword. I HAD to get this body back.
With sword in hand i leaped onto the shore and, as
expected, the alts lifted the boat from the water
right behind me. This was nothing to scare me though,
i was running full sprint along the grassland, alts
were sailing beside me, and time was running out.
I knew the body when i found it... it was covered in
alts, like a swarm of ants over a scrap dropped from
your table top... 2 minutes... I had to think quick,
the alts were surrounding me now, and i was all alone
(as always). My feet propelled me and i charged right
through the mob of naked men, found my place in
between two naked people. Their eyes were glazed
and the drool was forming a penis shaped lake on
their cheeks... quite uniformly... 20 seconds... Now
was the time for me to sink or swim... 5 seconds...
My fists raise... 1 second... There's a loud, resounding
crack as the dull, stupified nudist in front of the body
falls to the floor and a red mist encircles me. Now
comes a splash, everyone of the nudists comes to life
and looks at me.
What they saw... was a man hugging a skeleton as
the wind carried him away to his home.

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