Me, because I tell it like it is and then add a twist of funny.
TechXKnight because he plays HelpDesk and is 94.97% effective at it.
Burgingham because he is the HearthFather.
Valten21 because he is the Dark Side, embraces it and is honorable in it.
sabinati because he called me out on my rampant racism.
cobaltjones because he is like my doppelganger if I were angrier and more serious.
Jackard because fuck the other mods.