for yourself

[lordyun]

who never got a girlfriend only play hnh like as a king with quality items

you put Dragon helm?
you have all kind of mine?
you have many peasant?
you threat other people?

YOU GREATE!!!!! ENORMUOS!!!!!!

[DigDog]

Your grasp of the English language isn't though.

[Garlicman]

Did you mean

You say you got a girlfriend for real
You play together Haven - big deal
I ain't got no girlfriend but I got my bitches
They all come to admire my H&H riches
So many come to my crib I ain't keeping score
I had to equip my mansion with a revolving door
When I boot up Haven on my plasma screen
They all pinch each other, thinking it's a dream
Then I say it's real, and they all get wet
Cause my stats are crazy and my loot is phat
You proclaim you're rich, nigga please
You still eat ants while I roll in cheese
And my cows are all q nine gees and eight
My bitches serve their cheese on a golden plate
And I sip my wine from a goblet of pearl
Got forks to match, I live like an earl
You got a wooden cup and a wooden fork
Ain't got no grinder so you eat roast pork
I'm living like a goddamn superstar
Smoking world's best bud with Jorb and Loftar
You just can't compete, I'm on a rapping spree
So better pack your wagon and make like a tree
Oh wait, you can't, you just have a cart
You're gonna keep it off the road if you're smart
When my wagon's silver wheels come a spinning
You may just as well go and buy swimming
Cause when I do a drive-by I never miss
My ranger bow kills all those who diss
No con, no armour gonna do no good
My bow's got the highest q in da hood
If you try and use your pathetic sling
I'm gonna kill you dead with a single sting
With my solid gold sword in my plate of gold
It's heavy but I'm stronger than Blaze of old
And I need it heavy cause I hunt T-rex
You got a leather armor and a damn stone axe
I don't care if you wanna rap, bitch you're done
Run before I grief you back to world one.

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[saltmummy626]

thank you garlic man, I was looking for that.

[Fratari]

LoL.

[Fratari]

LoL.

[Thurrok]

Jeez garlicman where'd ya get this?

Scary.

EDIT: nvm, limerick thread.

[sabinati]

potjeh please make a youtube video of you rapping that, thanks in advance

[Garlicman]

I think it's this thread, Thurrok:

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=7814&hilit=goblet&start=50

Also, i second that video request.

[Thurrok]

Indeed, how could I have missed that thread? Epic win of Potjeh there, +1 for video request

Sounded like it's from that old H&H Limerick thread, that one also had a few epic entries. Was started by jorb iirc, incase you want to search for it. I'm lazy.