First Death

[Brothercroo]

I want to give a little prologue before I get to where I am now and the initial death so boosh. I started a village with three other friends, I had a habit of raiding a lot of unstaked land and always grinding lp for expensive skills, I was shooting to be a thief and after I actually afforded being able to steal from peoples staked land my friends started getting back into the game a lot more...yeah..for one day...me and my two other friends, lets call the first one skinny, and the other.....pfff...guy. So skinny, guy, and me all decided to go to this unstaked town up north from where we lived, we went up there, ( now me, skinny, and guy all mic chat so this is how the story goes ), Guy: You(skinny) and Brothercroo can use a boat I'm gonna swim across the river, (Simultaneously me and skinny say) Skinny: no wait your gonna die! brothercroo: Don't swim you'll die!, many lols were shared after guys hilarious death. Skinny actually ran into a guy wearing a bear cape in the river, and I proceeded to jack a sturdy bed and a bunch of four leaf clovers from staked land. After all this we all went back saying to ourselves that it was a job well done.

Personally I'd like to say that I NEVER ran into a single active guy since I entered H&H other than my friends, that had to be the first.

DEATH TIME+AFTERMATH:
Shortly after browsing the forums on here, I wondered to myself.....what if my guy was dead on here....like maybe all the stealing I did is coming back to get me..... or that guy we met a couple days ago came into our cabin and shoved his weapon in our asses ..wouldn't be surprised...BAM, my rape intuition was correct, for some reason I was still shocked to see my character bit the dust or...raped, So after I created my new character, got double raped of learning points, and derped around, I started running. RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING, god knows where, I just ran and ran. I ran into many villages, like uhh...damnit...can't remember...anyways I browsed the forums some more for a map to find out where the hell I was when I found Diamond fires, I actually found diamond fires camp and had ran past it, after I ran back I ran into someone plowing on the land inside, and I still have the chat log....

Ironicly, shortly after I asked this guy for a map I found out where I was.

Brothercr00: hey mang
???: Hm?
Brothercr00: is this diamonfire?
Brothercr00: diamond*
???: Was Diamondfires, yes
Brothercr00: I need a map, some guy killed me while I was offline
???: No maps, sorry
Brothercr00: I'm gonna loiter a bit if you don't mind
???: I have no objections, there's nothing left here anyway.
Brothercr00: whats your name?
???: Ethad Ivomotad
Brothercr00: what about your user?
???: None of your business.
Brothercr00: wanna exchange users?
???: No.
Brothercr00: well whatever, good luck to ya, my user is Brothercroo
???: Oh damn it, not i must purge my cerebral cortex.

Right now I'm grinding lp to get boat making so I can ride back to my village, grab whatevers left and find a NEW village. I've given up on thieving because I think that's what got me killed, and even if it wasn't I want an active village to be in anyways.

Soooooo Doodily doo...ding dong... doodily...doodily doo, if this was interesting respond. Have a derplicious day.

[sabinati]

i derped

[DigDog]

I've given up on thieving because I think that's what got me killed

You think that's what got you killed?

[Thurrok]

derp a derpa derpy derp!

Inherit and wreak havoc! Or go play Minecraft. I don't care, 'tis TL;DR anyway.

[DracoSoul]

My first death was exploring that fabulous swimming skill.

[Wolfang]

lolwut

[cgbnab]

My first death was exploring that fabulous swimming skill.

Unfortunately it seems as though Swimming was created as one of those "troll" things these Interwebians keep referring to.

Also, the punchline is machismo.