Mudkipz and Lazer are my bitches.

[zombieexpert]

Today, I was accused of stealing a loom (lol), by two internet trolls known as Mudkipz and Lazer. Well, they tried to talk Potjeh into exiling me from Bottleneck over this, very cowardly of them. Anyway, both of them were talking pretty big shit to me, and Mudkipz made several death threats to me.

Anyway, I was venturing through the forest on a peaceful mission to gather meat. Well look who I came across! Mudkipz AND Lazer in one place! I said hello to Mudkipz and continued on my way, taunting him a little over his death threats. Thats when they BOTH attacked me at once. Well, I am a melee fighter, and didnt even bring my shield, but long story short, I took them on 2v1 and layed them out in the middle of their little forest. They got of easy because I dont have murder yet, but when I do, consider them dead.

To Mudkipz and Lazer, give me a day or two to get murder, and both of you meet me in my cellar, we'll settle the petty feud you two kept on with, even though you finally learned your'e not at any advantage, so stop trying to be cyber bullies, it doesnt work when your'e that weak.

Good day!

[Blaze]

Cool Story Bro.

[zombieexpert]

Meh, the moral of the story was just that those two are nothing but thugs and cannot be trusted.

[Jackard]

oh my

[Colbear]

http://www.elearnenglishlanguage.com/di ... youre.html

[zombieexpert]

[Mudkip]

this is some funny stuff xD

[lazerdix]

I was wandering in search of boar, preparing my strength for defense of great South Brofrica, when suddenly a call.

[23:15] <Slacks> uhh
[23:15] <Slacks> i just saw vinnie near brofrica

WHAT? Vinnie passing through our turf? He must be looking for trouble. I rushed back in arms to defense of my town, sure that the vandal would be up to no good. Unfortunately, a level II boar had left me in poor health and stamina. Those twelve points of HP would have to carry me through a battle.

I pass NE of the gap in the wall as directed and I see Vinnie and Mudkipz. There was little time to think, so I took the advantage and attacked! Surely I would destroy vinnie with a single blow with surprise on my side!

He quickly struck me down. And then Mudkipz. It seems they had not been fighting but talking. But he fled the scene and Brofrica is safe... FOR NOW.

(tl;dr: I thought it would be funny to just try and fight him with no health and stamina. I died, predictably. It's all very lolsome.)

[zombieexpert]

Well look, I'm not out to attack or steal from you, and i'm not some super criminal. I dont even have rage, or steal, but I do have a pretty decent pool of HP and relatively good melee skill. I guess now your the one who can cowardly summon me in my sleep, if you wish. But have a little honor and just drop it. I showed you both my stats in the IRC so you knew what you were up against, and I had no idea about either of you. I gave you what a wanted, a shot at my head. Im sure you would have killed me if you had the chance. I am ready to offer a peace treaty now that we taken it as far as that.

[lazerdix]

(tl;dr: I thought it would be funny to just try and fight him with no health and stamina. I died, predictably. It's all very lolsome.)

edit: I never had any intention of fighting you for reals.