Fucked up Dreams

[Sarchi]

I just had a dream where I was Judge Dredd and my brother framed me for a murder I did not do, so I was sent to some prison colony on the other side of the world. This guy tried to pick a fight with me when I was maybe going out on parole, and one of my comrades I met in prison (a guy I sentenced in the past, how ironic) pulled out a switchblade and murdered the guy. Then I was in the infirmary ward for some reason and one of the nurses was actually an undercover agent from the future sent by the Judges to possibly try to alter the timeline. She said that the money that it cost them to have me at prison camp (6 million Terran Federation marks) made the entire world bankrupt in 10 years and led to the destruction of London. She asked me "What were you doing with 6 million marks anyway?" I said "I'm making a time-warp machine so I can go to the past and finish what I should have done years ago -- kill my brother -- so I wouldn't be in this prison camp."

Now here's the fucked up part.

All of a sudden the bitch got in bed with me, and thousands of candles lifted in the air, and the flames turned green. Hundreds of tiny icy hands started grabbing my legs. I woke up after yelling "Help!", which apparently was something I said out loud because that's what woke me up. I'm atheist, but what's even freakier is waking up at exactly 3 AM in the morning.


Share your fucked up dreams.

[Windforce]

Cool story bro

[Gotrek64]

thats weirder than anything i've ever dreamed. I'm thinking you've watched too much judge dread or you have a very creative imagination

[Sarchi]

I haven't seen that movie in years. Haven't even thought about it recently. It was completely random.

[Godiest]

Lol. I've not had any really screwed up dreams myself unless dreaming about running from a snake, the size of my index finger, that had been attacking people and when it bit them, they exploded. That was the worst I've had recently.

[Ezekiel]

I AM THE LAW

[mvgulik]

I'm atheist, but what's even freakier is waking up at exactly 3 AM in the morning.

Not atheist enuff by the looks of it. As you still seems to have a tendensie to give randomness not the credit it deserved.

Anyway ... How about this one.
- Dreaming that your head is shopped off, while directly waking up, to get hit (I think it was my neck (probably head though), but its a long time ago) by a poster that came of the wall.

Other nice one.
- Wondering half a day why its Saturday while knowing for sure it should be Sunday. (A dream that creeps in as a other day.)

I'll spare you my (seemingly) prediction dream case, As it will probably only creep you guys out.

... oh yea, you know that if you train yourself to remember your dreams when you wake up ... you will find you have more dreams a night than you care to remember. (Did that for a short time by writing them down. But got a little boring an took to much time in the end.)

[fruitsalad]

Last night i dreamt that my neighbours came to visit me, it was outside my house (in the forest) and they came flying in a bathtub.
I didnt recognize them but I knew it was my neighbours. It turns out that they had taken my cell phone, removed the camera and replaced it with an ultra strong fan, and built it on to the bathtub, enabeling them to fly with it.

Another dream was probably the most realistic one ive had.
I was in school, my class (music group) was going to hold a concert on the parking. I was as usual not very interested since we never play any songs I like.
My dad was there with his car so i got in and we started heading home. All of a sudden i heard a boom and looked up, saw a big mushroom cloud a few hundred meters away. thousands of thoughts ran through my head and as the shock wave hit i woke up. Freaky as hell!

[BWithey]

Strangest dream I've had recently was Haven and Hearth related.

I'm cruisin' down the river trading or fishing or something like that, when a pack of boats show up behind me, all filled with dragon-helmed warriors from Sodom, I panicked, knowing they were out to kill me and fled up the river. Thinking fast, I grabbed a pipe-bomb and hucked it back over my shoulder hearing Bill shout "Grenade out!", while the Sodom soldiers swarmed around it like Infected from L4D.

Perhaps one should be more careful which combination of games one plays. >.> <.<

[Valten21]

RESPECT THE BADGE he earned with his blood
FEAR THE GUN your sentence may be death because..

I AM THE LAW
you won't fuck around no more
I AM THE LAW
I judge the rich I judge the poor
I AM THE LAW
commit a crime I'l lock the door
I AM THE LAW
because in mega-city
I AM THE LAW