The 12 Days of Haven

[Repercussionist]

On the first day of Haven the Jorbtar gave to me, a raging boar to KO me.

On the second day of Haven the Jorbtar gave to me, two griefing trolls,
and a raging boar to KO me.

On the third day of Haven the Jorbtar gave to me, three wild hens,
two griefing trolls,
and a raging boar to KO me.

On the fourth day of Haven the Jorbtar gave to me, four deer dongs,
three wild hens,
two griefing trolls,
and a raging boar to KO me.

On the fifth day of Haven the Jorbtar gave to me, five colored bricks!
Four deer dongs,
three wild hens,
two griefing trolls,
and a raging boar to KO me.

On the sixth day of Haven the Jorbtar gave to me, six cows for milking,
five colored bricks!
Four deer dongs,
three wild hens,
two griefing trolls,
and a raging boar to KO me.

On the seventh day of Haven the Jorbtar gave to me, seven penis lakes,
six cows for milking,
five colored bricks!
Four deer dongs,
three wild hens,
two griefing trolls,
and a raging boar to KO me.

On the eighth day of Haven the Jorbtar gave to me, eight-thousand signs with branches,
seven penis lakes,
six cows for milking,
five colored bricks!
Four deer dongs,
three wild hens,
two griefing trolls,
and a raging boar to KO me.

On the ninth day of Haven the Jorbtar gave to me, nine stolen pants,
eight-thousand signs with branches,
seven penis lakes,
six cows for milking,
five colored bricks!
Four deer dongs,
three wild hens,
two griefing trolls,
and a raging boar to KO me.

On the tenth day of Haven the Jorbtar gave to me, ten deforested S. Grids,
nine stolen pants,
eight-thousand signs with branches,
seven penis lakes,
six cows for milking,
five colored bricks!
Four deer dongs,
three wild hens,
two griefing trolls,
and a raging boar to KO me.

On the eleventh day of Haven the Jorbtar gave to me, eleven in-game paintings,
ten deforested S. Grids,
nine stolen pants,
eight-thousand signs with branches,
seven penis lakes,
six cows for milking,
five colored bricks!
Four deer dongs,
three wild hens,
two griefing trolls,
and a raging boar to KO me.

On the twelfth day of Haven the Jorbtar gave to me, twelve noobs a drowning,
eleven in-game paintings,
ten deforested S. Grids,
nine stolen pants,
eight-thousand signs with branches,
seven penis lakes,
six cows for milking,
five colored bricks!
Four deer dongs,
three wild hens,
two griefing trolls,
and a raging boar to KO me.


Merry Christmas everyone!

P.S. - Bonus points to the first person to post a video of them singing this.

[Benata]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUONBcyqRQ

There we go

[Repercussionist]

It says there is a malformed video ID.

[Windforce]

was thinking 5 Merchant Rings.

[Neptjunoue]

On the 12th day of Haven the Jorbtar gave to me

12 Soldiers sparring
11 RoB a baking
10 Sausage grinding
9 Rangers Shooting
8 Thieves a Stealing
7 Farmers Plowing
6 Raiders killing
5 Golden Mines
4 Hearth Vaults
3 Plate Mail
2 Major Factions
and a HQ cone from a fir tree.

[Gray]

On the 12th day of Haven the Jorbtar gave to me:

12 Jorbonzolas
11 But steamed cavebulbs
10 Creamy cocks
9 Deer dongs
8 Pumpkin pies
7 Carrot cakes
6 Sunlit stiltons
5 MBC´s
4 Sturdy brickwalls
3 Chests for the goodies
2 Round big spoons
and 1 hungry raider witha fkin key