You know you've managed to piss off the devs when...

[Roger]

...your new character's hearth fire is located on a small sandbar three tiles long entirely surrounded by deep water.

...you run into your house to escape from a boar and find that there is a bear already inside it.

...you are about to embark upon some sensitive negotiations with some ex-Sodomites and everything you type in the chat box is unaccountably transliterated into Cyrillic.

...your brand new backpack is destroyed by decay while you are wearing it.

... you stand around in a marsh to collect some fish bait only to discover that you can't en-equip the leeches and they are steadily sucking away your shps without stopping at three.

...your ancestors ask for the same three identical items each time you forfeit -a thanes ring.

...your www's produce nothing but ferns.

...your character's name is unaccountably turned into "Sgt. Dickscrape"

...you notice that you are leaving black smoking footsteps with every move you make even though you don't have criminal acts turned on. Besides, you are in your own claim.

...you press Ctrl-click to get out of a boat and a pop-up appears that says, "Nope, guess again."

...you post a request for help in the forum and every single mod replies with some variation of "Shaddup, Doofus!" (Although to be fair maybe in this case you have only pissed off the entire H & H community and not especially the devs.)

...you give up on H & H, log into WOW and discover you are still wearing bunny slippers.

...you play for thirty-eight hours straight without finding your first rabbit.

...you play for an additional eleven hours (after stoking up on Red Bull) and now you find nothing but rabbits... always hopping about pertly in other people's claims where you can't chase them.

... the new recipe in the cooking menu requires intestines, rat, sand and dung and it is named after you.

[Roger]

...you are the first person to discover the new terrain type "quicksand".

...they do a complete map reset but you are the only player whatsoever effected by the complete character reset.

...you go into a cave to explore and the exit that was down this tunnel is no longer down this tunnel... so you try to hearth home and discover your hearth is now inside the cave too.

[Roger]

...fed up with politics and war you decide to play as a hermit and find the perfect undiscovered corner of the map to live in solitude and peace where you build your little house, and then when you prospect to see if you can find iron for a scythe you discover you have set up on aq87 soil node with both a gold and a silver mine within five squares of your front door.

[Avu]

You know you've managed to piss off the devs when...

they start implementing your suggestions...

[werty894]

Every time you go out hunting, the only thing you find is bears

When you dont get LP for breadbasket brinding

When you dont get LP period

When all the people you meet are greifers, murderers or russians

[jgudge]

When all the people you meet are greifers, murderers or russians

Way to lump all russians in with murderers.

Racism is funny.

[kLauE]

When all the people you meet are greifers, murderers or russians

Way to lump all russians in with murderers.

Racism is funny.

all russians are evil.

[werty894]

When all the people you meet are greifers, murderers or russians

Way to lump all russians in with murderers.

Racism is funny.

all russians are evil.

Diclamer: The author of this post in no way shape or porm is disrespecting russians. He did this purely for comedic reasons

[Jackard]

When all the people you meet are greifers, murderers or russians

Way to lump all russians in with murderers.

way to lump all murderers in with russians

[cgbnab]

When all the people you meet are greifers, murderers or russians

Way to lump all russians in with murderers.

way to lump all murderers in with russians

How can you lump murderers in with Russians? The words are already synonymous.