Amazing Luck

[TheDiablo]

This is it, people.

THE MOTHERLODE

Me with my luck get lost in the forests what I assume is north of the ROB and I find a group of trees, trapped behind some sort of palisade.

Now I thought to myself, In this world with trees being ripped down loggers breaking into peoples territory and chopping down their trees, what would these trees want more than to be freed and allowed to see the world?

Nothing ofcourse.

So I smashed down that fence and got inside to the trees and I delicately sliced the trees up into blocks and used the blocks to create an army of clogs.

I now have an enough clogs to last me a lifetime.

Unfortunately, I was allergic to clogs at the time and had to leave them there to their own fate.

[RichardNixon]

Take some allergy medicine, go back, collect the clogs in straw basket so you can carry it on your head- then travel the country side selling clogs.

[Xarx]

I find it weird that a person built a palisade wall to protect trees. Surely that wall cost more wood than the amount that it was protecting.

[RichardNixon]

It's clearly for the long term, although a brickwall would have been better.

[sabinati]

fuck you guy that was my neighbor's tree farm

[Atheuz]

I find it weird that a person built a palisade wall to protect trees. Surely that wall cost more wood than the amount that it was protecting.

It's called communism.

[TheDiablo]

It's called communism.

Good thing I stopped the communist plague before it could create more palisade walls then.

[GamingBird]

This is it, people.

THE MOTHERLODE

Me with my luck get lost in the forests what I assume is north of the ROB and I find a group of trees, trapped behind some sort of palisade.

Now I thought to myself, In this world with trees being ripped down loggers breaking into peoples territory and chopping down their trees, what would these trees want more than to be freed and allowed to see the world?

Nothing ofcourse.

So I smashed down that fence and got inside to the trees and I delicately sliced the trees up into blocks and used the blocks to create an army of clogs.

I now have an enough clogs to last me a lifetime.

Unfortunately, I was allergic to clogs at the time and had to leave them there to their own fate.

That was YOU!?!?!?! I helped you settle in the area, I even gave you the dream for your hearthfire, and this is how you repay me?

You cut down my tree farm and carve my chipping stone into a runestone to announce your 'fence repair'?

You sweinhund!!!! Just tell me one thing, are you with those Something Awful goons, are are you a 4chan /b/tard?

[Peter]

What's his character's name? We'll put him on the To Be Arrow'd list.

[GamingBird]

What's his character's name? We'll put him on the To Be Arrow'd list.

He goes by the name Diablo at least for that alt.