YOU! YES, YOU!

[Bolillo]

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Want to make some Delicious Deer Dog? Want to try the Lamb Sausages? Or are you daredevil enough to prepare and eat the Wonderful Wilderness Wurst? All of this can be yours by the small sum of 3 bars of gold! No one else is going to give you such an offer! So ask now, and if you take one, we give you the second one at just 3 bars of silver!

[Kaios]

wtf

[Jackard]

spam.