Dear; Person with boat that got mauled by a boar.

[Sordo]

Hello, it's the person that watched you get mauled by a boar and killed. I take back what I said when you asked how I was, I replace it with "alive, thank you" I would go back for your stuff but the boar was too busy looting you I didn't want to disturb him. He came up to me right as I was going to take off onto the next river, so I asked him why he killed you. His replay was "he killed me last world so I ate his ass". At least you know it was for a good reason.



Signed,
the last person you saw before you had a boar tusk in your gut.

[Ikor]

Is it you, Bruce Willis? I admire you!

[Onionfighter]

Nice.