by ArPharazon » Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:20 pm
So like this once, I built this rocket, man it was awesome. The powder got wet so the fuse wouldn't work, and the whole damn thing practically collapsed in on itself! I mean, sheesh. You gotta watch those supports man. Collapsing buildings claim more lives every year than rhino attacks. And when those rhinos attack, let me tell you it ain't pretty! Nothing like an elephant, of course... An elephant is way better than rhino, especially with a little honey mustard. But you gotta make sure the honey didn't go bad. I mean, there was this girl I knew, I told her "Honey, this honey's BAD." she wasn't thrilled. It's not really the kind of thing you do for cheap thrills, you know? If you're gonna be cheap, you might as well be classy! I mean, that's common courtesy really. And you gotta be courteous. This is a Court of Law, after all! Natural Law! Long live the Social Darwinian evolution and the glorious rise of the neo human race!