I demand compensation for my losses

[Potjeh]

Today I got carried away playing H&H, and consequently burned my lunch. I demand one pot of bean stew in compensation, or I'm going to throw a tantrum.

[ybobjoe]

I was playing some H&H and my graphic card started making lot of noise, I demand compensation with a brand new top of the line computer.

[sabinati]

i died in real life because i haven't left my computer in two weeks and i've been drinking only mountain dew game fuel. please resurrect me. i mean I DEMAND YOU RESURRECT ME RARRR YOU ADMINS!

[Potjeh]

You guys know where Jorb and Loftar live? You bring torches, I'll bring pitchforks.

[sabinati]

we shall nuke sweden from orbit

[kobnach]

I stayed up too late playing - again. I demand a case of high quality coffee!

[TragicSnowfall]

I've got the tar and feathers.
Also don't nuke Sweden. Sweden is cool. TPB lives there.

[Onmyouza]

I was swimming at the pool today, as it was the last day it would be open. This being my first excursion from my room since the new map went up, I immediately became frightened I was going to drown and die because I didn't have enough "stamina" and thought that jorb wouldn't resurrect me because he's warned us of the dangers before.

I demand therapy!

[Brosephine]

Today I got carried away playing H&H, and consequently burned my lunch.

Sounds like something that would happen in The Sims.

[Laremere]

Dwarf fortress has made my wary of carp, I'm sure once I have a character that will attempt to swim across a river, I will be wary of water in general....