Projeers next reality conversion: Russians!

[Projeear]

So, I'm currently sitting in my fast-travelling vehicle that gets me around, minding my own business, when a party of Russians come walking by - right next to me. I desperately search for my hotbar for teleport, to no avail as they close in... And then... They pass me by, seemingly not noticing me. Maybe I was too low level, or mayhap they were being merciful... But, I survived... This time.

[Robertzon]

You lucky bro, sure there wasn't a leprechaun around?

[SpiderJerusalem]

how did you know they were russian?

[SacreDoom]

how did you know they were russian?

He just did.

[Projeear]

how did you know they were russian?

They were wearing fox hat-like hats, drinking vodka and sliding around people, then knocking their teeth out.

Just kidding. Recognised the lingo. Russian, ukranian or Lithuanian -ish.

There were a couple of 9s amongst them btw lads. Gah-damn!

[al]

This is true about fox hats.

[Sotsa]

shouldnt yall be wearing bear cunts though

[SpineApple]

It's be fucking hilarious if these kind of threads existed on the Russian forums where these lone Russian travellers almost shit their pants over English speaking players boating past them.

[painhertz]

All the towns surrounding mine are Russian and they mostly do the farmville thing. The only aggressive ones I've run across are Taar but that's because I was sort of bothering some allies of theirs.

[coldgust2]

So, I'm currently sitting in my fast-travelling vehicle that gets me around, minding my own business, when a party of Russians come walking by - right next to me. I desperately search for my hotbar for teleport, to no avail as they close in... And then... They pass me by, seemingly not noticing me. Maybe I was too low level, or mayhap they were being merciful... But, I survived... This time.

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I think its because they were pre-occupied with collecting a loan from one of the near by villages, 'but i didnt borrow any money from you guys in the first place.', "that doesnt matter"