GrimEggbert wrote:Get Yeomanry you lazy bum.
Sarchi wrote:You now own a slave. Congratulations.
btaylor wrote:Sarchi wrote:You now own a slave. Congratulations.
If you place your hearth fire in front of the door, when they leave they are stuck. They can't get out any other way since they were foolish enough to build their hearth fire inside someone's house. They really screwed themself there.
Jackard wrote:Sotsa wrote:I'm sad to see a wizard has shrunk your cabin and put it in a bottle.
better luck next time.
fucking wizards
Saphireking65 wrote:btaylor wrote:Sarchi wrote:You now own a slave. Congratulations.
If you place your hearth fire in front of the door, when they leave they are stuck. They can't get out any other way since they were foolish enough to build their hearth fire inside someone's house. They really screwed themself there.
Do this, then wait for him to log on and explain his predicament, and how you now own him. Once you build a wall around your home, move your hearth so he can toil in your fields while you sit in the shade drinking tea that he farmed. The only reason he will stay is because you will be feeding him cone cows and dandelions while you eat Floatsams.
Then, when the time comes, sacrifice him to Jorbtar.
btaylor wrote:Sarchi wrote:You now own a slave. Congratulations.
If you place your hearth fire in front of the door, when they leave they are stuck. They can't get out any other way since they were foolish enough to build their hearth fire inside someone's house. They really screwed themself there.
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