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Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie

Postby halorocks22 » Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:38 pm

Once upon a time, there was two dudes who stumbled upon a game called Haven and Hearth and they loved it. They teamed up and learned how to survive. They made a small camp composed up of two baskets and leantos with a few spruce bough beds, but one day while they were looking for food (They always had to, due to the fact we couldn't fish yet and bunnies were rare) a guy named Goldie came to visit our camp in a rowboat and first, we were cautious. But he seemed like a nice guy and he helped us out by dropping a few bones and dead rabbits in our baskets. While we were sleeping, he put a fence around our camp. Then one day, we got raided so halorocks22 and uroyoan (THE TWO GUYS THAT TEAMED UP) went south to another peninsula and now much more experienced in the game, they made a log cabin and is currently setting up base with the help of Goldie. (We have a boat now, so food isnt much of a problem)
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Re: Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:12 pm

Am I the only one who expected this guy to show up in this story?

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Re: Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie

Postby DatOneGuy » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:13 pm

Hahaha, yeah, I half expected it.
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Re: Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie

Postby burgingham » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:33 pm

I can't quite put my finger on it, but for some strange reason this is funny.
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Re: Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie

Postby Projeear » Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:48 pm

burgingham wrote:I can't quite put my finger on it, but for some strange reason this is funny.


You are experiencing a moment of lucid clarity. One of the below will happen next.

- Goldie will turn out to be a troll.
- Goldie will turn out to be a murderer.
- Goldie will be trolled by a troll.
- Goldie will be killed by a murderer.
- All of the above, in that order.
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Ex-Lawspeaker of Gregminster (w5).
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Hermit thereafter.
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Re: Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie

Postby Saphireking65 » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:29 pm

I like how your story randomly shifts from third person to first person, then back to third person.
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Sotsa wrote:I'm sad to see a wizard has shrunk your cabin and put it in a bottle.
better luck next time.

fucking wizards
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Re: Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie

Postby Riou1231 » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:35 am

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Re: Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie

Postby ninja_yodeler » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:19 pm

you will be fine as long as goldie does not reveal himself to be GOLDYLOCKS and one day you wake up to 3 bears complaining about their porridge :o
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Re: Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie

Postby SquirrelLazer » Tue Jun 21, 2011 6:27 pm

>halorocks
>halo
>implying halo is a good game and deserves to be in someones name

"my 13 year old sense is tingling"
Gib me monies or i repot u
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Re: Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie

Postby Jackard » Tue Jun 21, 2011 6:46 pm

SquirrelLazer wrote:"my 13 year old sense is tingling"

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