M tale of the battle of the three rivers

[Felixphaeton]

Tch..

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG The bell of the local farm rang loudly in its ears


*A man walks into the house tavern takes his seat for all the better, he walks swiftly and with airs of dignity but also ONE OF RESPECT*

"Wow!"
"Crazy!"
"Insane!"

The wind blows the rusted woody sign of the sign of the Inn of Brogdar outside, a strong wind. It is the inn place for all the travelers to discuss t heir misadventures, tonight this mysterious man shrouded in darkness will be the centrifuge of attention.

"Give me... something to parch my thirsty quenches, for it is long time since i have had last had a drink to put in.'

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-?" THE BARTENDER LET OUT A MIGHTY ROAR AS IF IT WAS A BAR FOR LIONS AND NOT FOR HUMANS.

One feminin woman knocked over her table in the hustle and bustle to leave the bar because incase you did not already FIGURE OUT a fight was about to GOOO ODOOWNN

"Heh.. Heh... so many drinks and you just ask for a drink, i can't believe this these customers these days who do you think they are?"

"The bartender his has game" a whipser rushed over the crowed

"Here is the strongest drink that i have... it is on the house, or should I say, on the inn."

A chuckle was emitted.

"Strongest drink hm? What's it going to do, lift up a cattle?"

The bar stopped dead silenty in its tracks, nobody makes jokes about the alchol except the bartender.

"Crazy..."

"Before I take this drink of this drink on the inn this guy gave me, I will tell you my story, why I came here tonight."

He drew a sword f rom under his mysterious cape and threw it across the room. "Don't need that anymore for anything ever."

Now for my story....

TO BE CONTINUED

[Projeear]

Cool story, bro.

[Felixphaeton]

Cool story, bro.

heh...

Of course, if you dont know, then he is sarcastic. He is being sarcastic about my story.

But can he really have the luxury of making fun of others for sharing their stories? I think not. viewtopic.php?f=7&t=20152 THE NEGATIVE RESPONSES SHOW THE FOLLY IN HIS PLAN!

as much as we all or most of us like you.. you do seem to spam irrelevant stuff all the time, and its sorta annoying

[will1701-a]

tl;dr

[novaalpha]

Once upon a time I killed OP for stealing a shovel.

I don't regret it.

[Felixphaeton]

Once upon a time I killed OP for stealing a shovel.

I don't regret it.

As the story lurchered closer to our unsuspecting tavern members, many were reluctant to hear this terible talen of terror

The sun rose up and shown its rays onto the world to provide light, warmth, strength for the plants and them, the story begin with this.

"Master Joge! Master Joge!"

"Why... WHY HAVE YOU WOUNDS BEEN OPENED AND HAVE BEEN COVERED IN BLOOD?" Our protagnostic yelled out in pain.

""It is... me... In my dream, I am being killed, me."
The young man fell over and died.

"NOOOOOOO!!! FUCK!! WHO KEEPS KILLING THESE PEOPLE WITH BLOOD??? I WILL FUCKING KILL THE PERSON WHO KEEPS DOES THIS FOR ALL ETERNITY!" The birds flew out of their nest in the trees because of the mighty roar coming from this man, only a man.

He told his girl to prepare my boat. (not yours his ok?)

"I plan to do this boat on the water so that I can stop those men."

"What will you do out there over?"

"Heh."

"Oh my god, you alredy answered my question!"

Our guy carried the boat onto the river and headed north, for the blood from the dead man covered in blood was traveling south.

"Hmph, down at Brogdar, the men in Brogdar will love to hear about this story."

Little know he did how true this story was to be.



TO BE CONTINUED

[ninja_yodeler]

i got qouted..

also: cool story bro. i dont geddit

[SacreDoom]

Wtf is this.

[Projeear]

Cool story, bro.

heh...

Of course, if you dont know, then he is sarcastic. He is being sarcastic about my story.

But can he really have the luxury of making fun of others for sharing their stories? I think not. viewtopic.php?f=7&t=20152 THE NEGATIVE RESPONSES SHOW THE FOLLY IN HIS PLAN!

as much as we all or most of us like you.. you do seem to spam irrelevant stuff all the time, and its sorta annoying

Are you Offended?

[Felixphaeton]

Are you Offended?

No