You probably know a vice is something you derive great pleasure from that can hurt yourself and/or other people, and can disgust other people.
Stuff like smoking, drinking, screwing, schadenfreude, annoying people...
A virtue is something that may or may not suck bloody balls to do, but which can make you and others feel good but which certainly helps you or others.
Stuff like helping others, consoling others, patience, trust, enduring hardships, being honest with people while intending to help them.
What is your favourite vice, and your favourite virtue? It doesn't have to be any of these. Be honest though. Please?