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Death by spoon?

Postby kuroihagane » Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:06 am

So what would be a horrible way to die? Shot by a gun? strangled? tortured? or beaten by a spoon? :)

Watch this video and see the horrors a spoon can cause.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y


For those who have seen already you can ignored this or re-watch it :lol:

P.S feel free to discuss and maybe add other vids for viewing
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Re: What would be the worst way to die?

Postby Sarchi » Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:32 am

Drowning.
Choking on vomit.
Drawn and quartered.
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Re: What would be the worst way to die?

Postby CrazyChris » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:09 am

Sarchi wrote:Choking on vomit.


Why did that make me laugh so bad :lol:

Ok, um let me think...

Killed by a pack of wolves
Death by fire
Boiled to death (very unlikely but hey why not)

Now i forgot this ones name but the thing where each of your arms and leg get tied to a horse and the horses just dismember you.
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Re: Death by spoon?

Postby ninja_yodeler » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:02 am

i think Monty Python had a skit about this, "Death by naked women"


other than that. Burning and drowning. simply becasue of the fact you know you are dying and you cant do anything about it.
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Re: Death by spoon?

Postby Tearik » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:11 am

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Re: Death by spoon?

Postby btaylor » Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:13 am

1. Being mauled and chewed and eaten to death by a wild animal (i.e. a bear.) I assume this can take awhile to kill you, thus maximizing the amount of pain you must endure before death, unless a major artery was cut in which you will bleed out in seconds because of your increased heart rate.

2. Starvation.

3. Being fed feet-first into a machine designed to shred dead animals for processing. i.e. http://theync.com/media.php?name=20211-pig-shredder
The unfed mind devours itself. - Gore Vidal
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Re: Death by spoon?

Postby Swarm » Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:18 am

Being buried in soil to your neck next to an anthill and having your face covered in honey.
Apparently some native American tribes used this method of execution.
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Re: Death by spoon?

Postby craigh1993 » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:48 am

That video is fucking hilarious :| but death by spoon isn't that crazy I read about a murderer in jail who killed another inmate by ramming a spoon into his neck in the prison cafeteria, worst way to die would probably be being dipped in a vat of acid of some kind :/.
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Re: Death by spoon?

Postby Potjeh » Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:04 pm

Death by embarrassment is the worst.
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Re: Death by spoon?

Postby SacreDoom » Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:12 pm

Sitting in a sauna, not being able to get out.

Just sit there..

and die, from dehydration.
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