If You Give A Mouse A Cookie Game

[SillyBear]

So, I play this game on the WEO forums and it's a really fun game and since I'm a bit bored of typing I'm going to copy the instructions and change them around a bit! So I give all credit/thanks to SouthernStar of WEO!

Instructions
If you haven't read If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, then all hope in this world is lost. Anyways, the point of this game is tell what you would then need/want/do using what the previous poster said last. Oh, and it doesn't have to rhyme!

Example...
Crocodile says: If I had no home, I would live in the streets.
PlayerPostingAfterCroc says: If I lived n the streets, I would have no money.
PlayerPostingAfterPlayerPostingAfterCroc says: If I had no money, I would be a hobo!
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To start off...
If I had a million brothrs, I would be annoyed!

[flajek122]

If I would be annoyed, I would kill myself.


U MAD, next player ?

[Mvpeh]

If I would kill myself, I would die.
Did I win?

[EyeOfRa]

If I would die, I would reinherit.
No MVP. U didn't

[SacreDoom]

if I would inherit, I would make sure that I'd kill Bob the Gardener before inheriting.

[BruThoL]

if I would inherit, I would make sure that I'd kill Bob the Gardener before inheriting.

If I would do that, his wife would be alone.

[EyeOfRa]

If his Wife would be alone, I'd lay her

[SacreDoom]

If I'd lay her, I'd eat some pizza afterwards.

[CaptainMidget]

If i were to eat some Pizza; Id share it with a unicorn.

[NaoWhut]

If i were to share it with the unicorn, the
unicorn would forever pledge loyalty to me
and serve as my faithful hitman and body-
guard, killing whoever i demand with it's
flaming horn of justice.