war and fight stories

[darkshadowskyguy]

Post your favorite stories of raiding, fighting, and defending here. ^_^

[JuDgEFuDgE]

had some random french guy tapping at my wall the other day, after shooting and killing him, he spawned an alt and continued :s i have about 3 of his incarnations decorating my lawn now.....he just sat there doing nothing and spouting insults in french >.>

[BruThoL]

give him my hs : "eversecret" i'm interested by having some french people in

[NaoWhut]

I've sent a letter with 3 stories to LadyGoo
before actually... i'll just copy n paste it
here for you peepz

Story of the deaths of NaoWhut and Vigilance: Vigilance had alerted me that there were two dhelmed people outside of kirribili and he wanted to go kill them, i thought to myself that there would be more than two, so i shouted to panda to see if anyone wanted to come with us, no one responded, so we went alone xD i forced vigilance to bring a boat and we planned to haul them to the water as a means of escape. The second we warped in to Kirribili there was a guy in a farmer's hat at the wall humping the bricks, Vigilance dropped the boat on land and chased after the man (Xybb). After we knocked him out i noticed my scents for the russians i knew of all pointed the same way... and very close. I started to walk back to the water to place the boats when Vigilance said in party chat to warp out (that was a mistake, he should have said in area). A lag spike hits, people start to show up (no, you guys dont cause lag, its' when there's so many people on screen that the game lags) and we run a little bit, i look in my inventory: ql 10 water, 1 bucket. The decision is easy, i choose to try and stall the group by throwing myself at them, bell doesn't bother with me and keeps running for vigilance, the other 5 lunge at me and i die. The bear was to be used by Vigilance (i'm not sure if it would have worked) but he wanted to punch bell at the same time the bear attacked, this would have broken his defence, though not killed him, instead vigilance walks into the water and is hit moving. His body sinks to the river floor.

The story of Axuc's death as i know it: Headhunter and Axucs are walking to the idol that has recently appeared near one of their warps, it's name is AD. What kind of people make an idol with that name near a well established village? Of course it's meant to charterstone jump them, or some noobs who think they're funny. And that's why Headhunter and Axucs are there, they walk to through the woods and arrive shortly, a noob is hauling a cart around with logs in it and they instantly snap into action. This has to be the fool that angered them. Valten21. A short "Yo, there's russians" over to panda and his friend begins to warp people to the cave. Valten runs through the woods and then into a thicket, Headhunter starts to lose speed in the thicket and eventually falls out behind, Axucs however has plenty of water and refuses to lose this kill. Valten knows he has to turn around, past Axucs, and braces for impact. There's a loud swoosh of air as Axucs' sword misses valten by an inch and the persuit continues in the opposite direction. Valten runs for his life back to the idol and into the cave, without missing a second Axucs runs in next and punches Valten. As Axucs' eyes come into focus he realizes there are 5 other people now standing behind him at the cave entrance, all licking their lips and smiling at him. Demonic looks glow in the eyes of the trappers as Axucs' screams echo from the cave.


The story of Sarchi's death: I decided to walk around RUA territory tracking scents and KOing criminals, then moving on when i tracked one scent to Max. Max and i talked for a bit before his friend showed up, ranger's bow aimed straight at my bear hood. I pulled out my dhelm and sword then charged straight for the attacker. He ran of course and Max asked me not to kill him, so he was spared... even though i know he told him who it was that was at his door. Soon after i told Sarchi what i was doing, he called me stupid and insisted on joining me, oh, what a mistake. We walk for 2 minutes before seeing a man in a chef's hat. Without hesitation we both agro'ed him, now 3 more people emerged from the east, bear hoods and cutthroat cuirasses. I move back while pulling out my fighting gear and get ready- but! my client goes non responsive, and i have to listen to Sarchi narrating what was going on until my client responds to me again and i scrape off the 3 fighters on me with 20% defence, i run a little, then scrape off Russian_Mafia, and i'm met with Bell. Bell jumps at me and punches me when i'm telling Sarchi not to go off and die "Nah, these guys cant touch me, no worries". A little hesitation before i begin moving and setting up a hit on Bell, though i didn't realize one of my steps was a bit too far, 174 damage through my armor while i'm moving. I cringe at my own failure and scrape him off again before running in circles waiting for an opening. Next thing i know, Sarchi hits the floor and he commands me to get out "Not till i'm done" i think to myself and turn to stab bell. 1000 damage through his armor and he's on his back, but there's no time for me to grab anything or finish it up, i see a farmer hat running towards me and it's time to go. I set up another hit for (Arxale)? and Russian_Mafia, getting myself ready to fight them both as i keep moving. Before i know it there's an alt running alongside me, i think to myself that they're going to trap me in, but there's two boats on the shore, he runs past me and grabs the boat farther away, and i hear for me to get in the boat over my headset. Of course, it's not my call, so i obey and sail off, head hung at the loss of a friend. Allies... silly people

[JuDgEFuDgE]

give him my hs : "eversecret" i'm interested by having some french people in

i have no interest in doing anything than killing off such a useless player, especially one that spams "useless hermit!" and various other things....

just seems like a troll to me

[JuDgEFuDgE]

also you may want to change your hs considering Nao has seen this

[darkshadowskyguy]

Bru, how much meele or unarmed you have?

[JuDgEFuDgE]

who me?

[Vigilance]

My plan could have worked! And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling russians and your stupid Bell!

edit:

How The Bear Should Have Worked:

>moving
>bear is moving
>bell is moving
>bear hits bell while moving
>bell's defense is broken
>swing back and punch, hope to god it ko's or at least does some damage
>bear keeps swinging as I make a wonderful swim, likely still to my death

flaws:
bell locked on to me with sting/vs would mean the bear would hit and not bypass defense.
if bell wasn't ko'd, once i hit the water i'd still go down under and bell would just have a snarling bear to deal with.

[ninja_yodeler]

Nao posts those deaths with a much better story than ladygoo did.

As for mine, I am one of the most unlucky and fail prone people in the game. but.

Sailing around, looking for flotsams to trade with I seen a small encampment on the map and (being the dick I was then) went for a "no reason kill" and on my way seen a bronze and nettle man fishing in a boat, I was zoomed out so i quickly away and changed into something a little more nooby, then came back hoping he hadn't seen me, after him being non responisve i guessed he was afk, so I continued to the settlement and after a quick look over the palisade I seen a lit kiln and a guy beside it dressed in bronze and nettle again, fortunately he didnt seem to notice me, so just for shits and gig's, i went to the gate which hid me, and waited hoping. It worked and he opened the door, I rushed in then aggro'd him he ran to fight me ( i was only in nettle) and I outmatched him, (I think he had less of a clue than I did even though we seemed even-ish ua, i had 112, and he was doing only 15-20 points less if I remember right.) as I broke his defence another bronze nettle guy hearthed in with a boat, so I DoG'd the guy i was on, and stung him to KO. then moved on the next guy, thankfully he had less ua than the other guy, and I managed to ko him by knocking his teeth, and the other guy had woken up and my attack was still almost empty, so he had a chance to raise his def, and it all sort of culminated to ko one, the other wakes up, ko him, the other wakes up, until one died, and then the other followed suit. And that was the day I got my first cylinder hat, and trying it on changed my life.