Lets put a face to the names.

[Nila-Hood]

No, I'm not some badass person who goes around beating up random ripped boxers, but I'm capable of defending myself against people who aren't combat trained, and even others who are..

I can beat up people smaller than me, and I can not die against people with a pulse

I'm sorry but this is really entertaining to me

My dad (Who was a professional boxer, and is twice my size) got really pissed at me and tried to hit me, and I beat the shit out of him.

I'm not saying I can do that to everyone, but I can fight, I'm not pretending to be anything here



Edit: oh yes, if you hit a pressure point nerve on your jugular vein, you will paralyze someone temporarily, if you hit it harder, they will die. = assassination techniques. Honestly, you call my bullshit, I correct you, you call me a liar.

Yikes, you should probably stop.



And no, he was a xiaolin martial artist who lives in india now, not chuck norris.

[Tonkyhonk]

oh guys, put all your e-peens in your own pants and zip up tight,
or Yawara will ko ya!

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[cobaltjones]

If I was your dad I'd want to beat the shit out of you too.

[jordancoles]

So.. he doesn't live on a mountain, have a goose for a father, hangout with a tiger and have random flashbacks when he sees red circles?

Lame.

[Nila-Hood]

I still find it funny that I haven't actually lied once.

[jordancoles]

I still find it funny that I haven't actually lied once.

I doubt that you actually find it funny, you probably find it irritating to no end that we don't believe you.
Liar.

[Nila-Hood]

This is the best thread ever.

And no sir, I love it when people think I'm lying.

If you said you were an astonaught, and people were like "ahahah no u r not fag sihjugejhbrojin" wouldn't you be loling hard?

[hazzor]

whilst nila is probably just some tard 14 year old, I managed black belt in tae kwon do, when i was like 15, it's easier that they make it seem, writing essays? nah, you just have to remember some korean words, some homo erotic dances and some morals, i quit because i couldn't stand my teacher... but yeah, shit's easy

[Nila-Hood]

whilst nila is probably just some tard 14 year old, I managed black belt in tae kwon do, when i was like 15, it's easier that they make it seem, writing essays? nah, you just have to remember some korean words, some homo erotic dances and some morals, i quit because i couldn't stand my teacher... but yeah, shit's easy

I already said taekwondo was easy, I got my black belt when I was 11

[cobaltjones]

whilst nila is probably just some tard 14 year old, I managed black belt in tae kwon do, when i was like 15, it's easier that they make it seem, writing essays? nah, you just have to remember some korean words, some homo erotic dances and some morals, i quit because i couldn't stand my teacher... but yeah, shit's easy

BUT DID YOU LEARN ASSASSINATION TECHNIQUES?!?!?!