The W5 Darwin Awards

[Valkorus]

I saw Stickman's post and thought it might be fun for folks to reminisce about some of the funniest deaths they witnessed/endured during W5. If you're feeling charitable, leave out the name of unfortunate victim (but it's really up to you). Let 'er rip.

[jikkl1]

First char spawned near Taar... Saw some people moving around, stopped to say hi... Started next toon right after that.

[Stoneface]

Was learning the lay of the land around my village, making maps, was too lazy to go get a boat, swam a river, didn't make it to the other side from stamina being low xD

[flajek122]

I logged into the game, when Taar was raiding Winterfell. My ass

[VDZ]

The next day I was dead. Forgot about palibashers.

[Felixninja]

Goes AFK, worried I'll get killed by a boar, come back and I'm dead, regardless if it was a boar or not. >.>

[bmjclark]

My friend put leeches on to heal his 7 hhp (ants are hard to avoid apparently) and he goes afk to answer phone..you can all guess how that ended.

[Felixninja]

AFK is worse then bears!

[painhertz]

break hearth fire to go raid with Ainran.... drunk and have the flu for two weeks, finish raiding, decide to play Wakfu..... FORGET TO REBUILD HF...Russians....summon....

[deadlyhabit]

one really stupid death I once witnessed was from a Korean guy

me and Enkh go up to a place called Han-Kuk, see merch robe guy inside the walls and a decent looking village, lots of LCs

Enkh starts yelling things insults and things like "come out noob!" like that was going to achieve anything

After it was clear Enkh ruined it we left but I thought maybe we still have a chance so about a minute or 2 later we return, with all our good equipment taken off so look like noobs

Enkh is talking to the Korean guy for a little while, pretending to be a noob etc and gets him to come out the gate (he carry crate with free noob stuff)

So we chase him down, kill him, get free merch and everything else, get full set of keys to village, go back to village (the dude had logged onto his main LS account inside village), we knock him down and get another merch but Enkh doesn't want to kill because he feels bad or something

The Korean had called for backup in the form of some dhelmed dude with red cape so we HF, go back later, red cape dude is still camping there with friends, they see us and chase but we HF, go back even later and it's empty and they hadn't even cleared any of their shit out of the village rofl so we just looted it all

It's funny because this level of stupidity is so common in HnH