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Please think of the rabbits.

Postby Morsigil » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:05 am

Blood on the ground and lightly nibbled foliage and tubers nearby. The birds silently mourn and the air rings with silence. Have you been here before?

You have experienced Rabbit Harvest. It is the number one killer of rabbits of all ages and occurs every time a new server is made. Their bones used for saws and glue, their skin for water skins and sexual play toys, a more ignominious death there isn't.

Please, think of the rabbits. Next time you see a hearthling pick up our lapine brethren say "Would you want to be a gimp mask?"

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Re: Please think of the rabbits.

Postby ApocalypsePlease » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:07 am

No, rabbits are tasty.
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Re: Please think of the rabbits.

Postby redbanner » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:08 am

Rabbits killed my father...
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Re: Please think of the rabbits.

Postby jdesarno » Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:00 am

RABBITS ARE ALL NATURAL there used for alot of things like slings pillasades and ect WE NEED THEM DANGIT
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Re: Please think of the rabbits.

Postby saltmummy626 » Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:07 am

anybody ever notice that threads like this one appear a lot around the start of new worlds?
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Re: Please think of the rabbits.

Postby TeckXKnight » Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:31 am

Personally, hearing the sound of a rabbit's neck snapping makes me incredibly happy and excited. I'll spare these poor critters no such mercies if it means depriving myself of such joys.
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Re: Please think of the rabbits.

Postby knightgabe13 » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:37 am

TeckXKnight wrote:Personally, hearing the sound of a rabbit's neck snapping makes me incredibly happy and excited. I'll spare these poor critters no such mercies if it means depriving myself of such joys.


Naw, thats why we have chickens. :P
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Re: Please think of the rabbits.

Postby AandAM » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:46 am

:lol:
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Re: Please think of the rabbits.

Postby Flame » Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:14 pm

So that was a RABBIT!? Oh no i'm a killer of fluffy things!!! O_o

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Re: Please think of the rabbits.

Postby TeckXKnight » Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:20 pm

knightgabe13 wrote:Naw, thats why we have chickens. :P

I reserve the meaningless slaughter and waste of large swaths of animals for boars and, at times, deer. Chickens might lay me a golden egg after all. For neck cracking, it is a privilege exclusively reserved for rabbits in memory of how they saved me from starvation after tormenting me for hours on end in world 3.
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