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I wonder...

Postby TheMan » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:03 pm

why is the whole year one season?

why does everything in the world look like a penis

why are cow skulls on sticks making magic barriers?

how can ppl see glowing footprints(why do they glow?)

how can a little rat/frog hold a whole cart driven by ox?

got any post em :)
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Re: I wonder...

Postby bmjclark » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:10 pm

Why does a rowboat move more like a motorboat?
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Re: I wonder...

Postby rye130 » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:11 pm

TheMan wrote:how can a little rat/frog hold a whole cart driven by ox?


What? Rats/frogs get smashed by wagons and carts.
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Re: I wonder...

Postby Lumar » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:09 pm

TheMan wrote:why is the whole year one season?

why does everything in the world look like a penis

why are cow skulls on sticks making magic barriers?

how can ppl see glowing footprints(why do they glow?)

how can a little rat/frog hold a whole cart driven by ox?

got any post em :)


1. because you are gay and see what you want to see

2. because skulls are magical have you ever read the big book of magic?

3. they don't actually see them the smell them, and the stink is so bad that it glows

4. the don't hod up the cart they hold up the cow pulling the cart, carts squish lesser animals.
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Re: I wonder...

Postby ninja_yodeler » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:12 pm

If a naked heartling is using both hands to carry a log; Where is he keeping 8 woodblocks in his inventory :idea:
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Re: I wonder...

Postby Igglebert » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:42 pm

ninja_yodeler wrote:If a naked heartling is using both hands to carry a log; Where is he keeping 8 woodblocks in his inventory :idea:


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Re: I wonder...

Postby painhertz » Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:14 am

How can you both row a boat and hold "another" boat over your head? Dick rowing?
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Re: I wonder...

Postby hazzor » Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:39 pm

painhertz wrote:How can you both row a boat and hold "another" boat over your head? Dick rowing?


how many dicks do hearthlings have?
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Re: I wonder...

Postby TeckXKnight » Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:40 pm

hazzor wrote:
painhertz wrote:How can you both row a boat and hold "another" boat over your head? Dick rowing?


how many dicks do hearthlings have?

Two, regardless of gender.
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Re: I wonder...

Postby hazzor » Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:57 pm

TeckXKnight wrote:
hazzor wrote:
painhertz wrote:How can you both row a boat and hold "another" boat over your head? Dick rowing?


how many dicks do hearthlings have?

Two, regardless of gender.


interesting...
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