I need someone that can help me escape my village.

[yesno3000]

I would very greatly appreciate some help on breaking down my own palisade walls, after my friend in real life took the key and went out and died with it on him. Now we are trapped in our palisade with no way out, so it would be greatly appreciated if you would either, A)Come Palibash us, or B) build a battering ram and bash our walls down. We can discuss payment over private messages if you wish to help us. Thank you, and, I greatly appreciate your help and your time for reading this.

[crevank]

Two words, KEY ALT.

This thread is a prime example of Darwinism at work.

EDIT: You sealed your frikkin' cornerposts? WHY?!

[Swarm]

Two words, KEY ALT.

This thread is a prime example of Darwinism at work.

EDIT: You sealed your frikkin' cornerposts? WHY?!

Because they feared someone else would seal it in.
After they built a gate.
Around theirs.
But seeing OP is a russian spy who's trying to lure evil Murricans into coming there so they can swarm them with 50 combat chars, I guess it doesn't really matter.

[crevank]

Two words, KEY ALT.

This thread is a prime example of Darwinism at work.

EDIT: You sealed your frikkin' cornerposts? WHY?!

Because they feared someone else would seal it in.
After they built a gate.
Around theirs.
But seeing OP is a russian spy who's trying to lure evil Murricans into coming there so they can swarm them with 50 combat chars, I guess it doesn't really matter.

Oh really now?

[yesno3000]

We did make a key alt but he murdered it and went and died.

[hazzor]

was this an accident or did your friend deliberately lock you in?

[yesno3000]

It was an accident, I believe, but, he's still stupid for deliberately killing the key alt then taking off with the key, but he will no longer be living with me, and, this won't happen again.

[hazzor]

It was an accident, I believe, but, he's still stupid for deliberately killing the key alt then taking off with the key, but he will no longer be living with me, and, this won't happen again.

if you're living with someone stupid enough to do that, make a new character and wild spawn, it's not worth whatever you had