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The Official Cool Story Bro Thread

Postby jordancoles » Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:03 am

THAT WAS A COOL FUCKING STORY. CAN YOU TELL IT AGAIN? DO WE HAVE TIME? :o :o :o :o :o :)
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Re: The Official Cool Story Bro Thread

Postby Kaios » Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:22 am

one time jordancoles made a bad thread and it wasn't even a cool story.....



bro
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Re: The Official Cool Story Bro Thread

Postby jordancoles » Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:25 am

Kaios wrote:one time jordancoles made a bad thread and it wasn't even a cool story



Bro

Cool story! See, you get the idea.
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Re: The Official Cool Story Bro Thread

Postby crevank » Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:00 am

jordancoles wrote:This one time, (back in the day) I was out foraging when I saw a bear directly across the river from me and between us was my small hermitage. Me being a noob I used my sling on it and he destroyed everything on my settlement.

Pretty cool story, eh?
Post more if yours is cooler. (DOUBT it.)

I had an adventure just like that back in W3 when I lived outside Odditown. Except I didn't sling him, he saw me and went straight at me, through my fence, my meat crates, my stuff, ran right into the lake shore and then commenced to slinging his ass to death.
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Re: The Official Cool Story Bro Thread

Postby slipper » Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:06 am

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Re: The Official Cool Story Bro Thread

Postby jordancoles » Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:25 am

slipper wrote:Image

I lol'd :lol:
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Re: The Official Cool Story Bro Thread

Postby Wisp » Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:04 am

I punched a boar to death.

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Without any MILK.
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Re: The Official Cool Story Bro Thread

Postby Chrismas » Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:26 am

Wisp wrote:I punched a boar to death.

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Without any MILK.

:lol: +1 Interwebs for you.
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Re: The Official Cool Story Bro Thread

Postby jordancoles » Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:22 pm

Wisp wrote:I punched a boar to death.

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Without any MILK.


Cool story!
I'm Dirty Dan.
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Re: The Official Cool Story Bro Thread

Postby crevank » Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:39 pm

Oh that is awesome. xD
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