I am honoured that people consider it necessary to invent stories about me that are the complete opposite of the truth. For those not brainwashed yet, congratulations! I assure you that I have no plans to start killing off newbies, regardless of your affiliation, except obviously in the event that you try to kill me first. Anyone who's done even the tiniest bit of research will know I'm a newbie helper more than anything.
As for the storytellers... hmm, I dunno. As far as your choice of weapon goes, you remind me of me, if I was a complete and utter bastard. And honestly, I don't think you really know what you're doing.