The Official Shadowchris Story Thread

[ArvinJA]

Post your favorite Shadowchris stories in this thread, I know there are a few, but only science can tell how many.

[SacreDoom]

This is the lamest thread I've ever seen.

[DDDsDD999]

About 5 monthes into W5 I was in a random SG dicking around with some online scents. Eventually the person logged off, and I decided to track to HF. The HF was about 2-5 minutes away and behind a BW'd idol area called "^_^ p i e=)". Naturally revolted at such a hideous name I kept these scents for later usage. The next day I tracked the perpetrator online with a friend. We eventually found the person stealing from an abandoned palisade area, and he hearthed before we got an aggro. We decided to camp 2 minimaps north of his place and see if he comes out. Eventually we realize the HF is pointing north of the original location along with the perp. We notice the perp direction go up and down for the longest time and get really confused. We go north eventually and find a place I had raided in the first week of the world. It was abandoned, but the perp's HF was inside the rammed open palisade, and I had it memo'd as "^_^ p i e=) claim KoS". We camped for all of 5 minutes. Eventually I told my friend to check the area if he's in there. Sure enough he finds him and I come over. He's chasing him around the inner fence, and I try to aggro, but by mistake aggro my friend. The guy runs out the hole, but my friend suceeds in KOing him and keeps on running. He told me there was a Dhelm guy in there, which I realized was myself. I went over to the guy and killed him, finding decent loot. (Q78 steel plate, a Q38 RoB, etc.) We realized he was porting back and forth with loot from the place.

About 2 weeks before W5 reset, I built a vault named "Puberty". About 3 days before the world reset I stumbled upon the ^_^ p i e=) place and noticing the place seemed inactive, built a ram right in front of the gate. In congress assembled there was a thread about a crappy ranger and a palibasher raiding some place I had passed by in the past but paid no mind. After talking to Shadowchris in IRC, it turned out he was the crappy ranger raiding that place. A friend of a friend got me a CR incase they came back labelled "Fagwave trap", after running out of wine on accident and being trapped in my vault and telling my friend to get me wine because "I'm stuck in puberty!" The next day we gathered to the ^_^ p i e=) place after some client troubles and got to the ram. During the ramming I was informed that shadowchris was attacking again. Wanting oh so badly to kill him, yet not wanting to piss off my friends, I declined the offer. Yet I did troll him on IRC using his own stupidity againest him and make him think I was coming to attack him and he ran away. I stayed up til 4 AM warping a cellar full of LCs into my vault, with boats filled with LCs in the walls. Next day "lolololol reset".

Moral of the story: Kill shadowchris when you can.

[Oddity]

One time, shadowchris has posted nothing but ass-kisses to whoever he perceives to be the strongest dudes, for the past year or so.

[borka]

shadowchris, yes shadowchris i had met in W4 ... but nothing laughable to tell about...