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Escaped...Again

Postby Josan » Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:41 am

Sadly, there are no pictures due to the fact I was running for my noob life. But I will try to describe in great detail and provide a reasonable drawing at the end.

It was a bright sunny day (Enders Nightvision), the trees were swaying in the wind while the ants were patrolling their wall. Everything seemed dandy and fine until I realized that I was kicked out of Serbia, the village I was currently in. Apparently, my good friend, excuse me, former good friend, Cactuspuncher was hired by some random Russian player to kill me. Earlier that week I left the village grounds to start building my new home and left both of my chests, one large and small, on the village grounds. Please take note of the fact I just the left the village grounds and not the village yet. Anywho, I decided to check what's the deal with this mishap and realized he did this on purpose. We then proceeded to make a deal, still seeing that we are still good friends, that I would get my stuff back but then have to teleport somewhere far away. I agreed to these terms and headed over to my former village, this was a huge mistake. When I got there, Cactus was hiding behind the pally wall, assuming it was an ambush I stayed safely in the boat talking to them for several minutes. Due to my lack of patience I stepped out of the boat, then some random alt came, took my boat, and teleported away back in the village. I knew then this was not going to end well, so I prepared myself for combat. Cactus then proceeded to snipe me from his walls with a sling, he failed miserably cause he could not break my defence bar. The noob alt I spoke of earlier came back, opened the gate, and Cactus then went full bloody melee on me. As with him ranging from his walls, he failed miserably as well. Heck, he even attacked me with my own sword that I traded him, how ironic. He then switched to Unarmed combat with militia sword q40 and shield. That was when he actually started doing a number on me, so I ran. When he gave up, he told me to come back and said he was joking.He told me my boat was in the river with both my chests. I believed him, how stupid I was, but not that stupid. I filled up my waterskin before I went back just in case of another pursuit. I was right, he charged at me again, and this time it was a long chase, around 10 min. We went through a forest and a bloody mudflat, it took forever to try and get him off my back. Luckily for me though, I gathered my inner asian spirit, and summoned a boar to aid me in battle! (I found a boar in the forest, ran around it and he ran through it, thus making the boar aggro him while he aggroed me). Thus the three person/animal chase began. We ran through mudflat, over the steep cliffs, past Serbia, into a few trees/rocks, and torwards hell knows where. It actually worked for a bit til' the boar agrroed me and KO'd me also. I then assumed Cactus was going to kill me since he had Murder, but luckily for me, the boar then agrroed cactus again and guess what happened? You said it " The rent is too da..." , sorry, just wanted to throw in a funny. Oh, and the boar KO'd him as well on the other side of the cliff. So with that happening, I waited til I got out of KO and ran to the abandoned noob house that was conviently located near my location. I barely made it with him chasing behind me, I now believe he is waiting for me to log back on and finish the job.

What I Was Wearing Before the Attack: Leather Items, Leather Armor, Vapentinyur (you know), Bear Cape, and some tools I had
What I Was Wearing After the Attack: My Tools, and linen clothes with my bear tooth necklace

What He Was Wearing Before the Attack: Necro Robe, Druids helmet, my militia sword, my bronze armor, and some other stuff that he failed to kill me with
What He Was Wearing After the Attack: Everything stated before the attack, :oops:

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Re: Escaped...Again

Postby AAlex » Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:46 am

I think I'll wait for the tl;dr version.
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Re: Escaped...Again

Postby ninja_yodeler » Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:47 am

You live at serbia? Brb, going to kill you.
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Let us hope he can surpass his previous achievements in his future lives.
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Re: Escaped...Again

Postby Lman8786 » Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:47 am

I just liked the pictures :S
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Re: Escaped...Again

Postby DeadlyPencil » Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:49 am

do you not have theft or murder? you could have stolen his gear, put it on then killed him.
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Re: Escaped...Again

Postby Valten21 » Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:55 am

FYI shooting someone doesn't break there defense. Nice story though.
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Re: Escaped...Again

Postby xXGhostxX » Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:57 am

Lman8786 wrote:I just liked the pictures :S

Of course you do. You made it :roll:
Tl;DR
[8:55:07 PM] Finn (Apocalypse Please): TL;DR: Russians decided it's worth paying someone to get rid of me, my friend is a pussy who cant kill, I got away
I give this story a -112. Bad try.
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Re: Escaped...Again

Postby Alexski7 » Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:01 am

I enjoyed this story 7/10, would read again.
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Re: Escaped...Again

Postby thecactuspuncher » Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:08 am

LOL, if only this were true, i do live in serbia but this is not what happened, now im not gonna bore you with some long story like him SO... we were friends, he came tog et his chest bl bla bla. then i shot him with my sling knowing you cant break defense with it, thats when he ran at me sword drawn goign for the kill, i hardly made it in my palisadeand safetey at last. I am looking to get revenge on him, so if anyone wants to join me or knows where he is hiding, tell me immediatley please. He is a traitor and liar.
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Re: Escaped...Again

Postby Josan » Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:16 am

thecactuspuncher wrote:LOL, if only this were true, i do live in serbia but this is not what happened, now im not gonna bore you with some long story like him SO... we were friends, he came tog et his chest bl bla bla. then i shot him with my sling knowing you cant break defense with it, thats when he ran at me sword drawn goign for the kill, i hardly made it in my palisadeand safetey at last. I am looking to get revenge on him, so if anyone wants to join me or knows where he is hiding, tell me immediatley please. He is a traitor and liar.

Psh, everyone, when was the last time you've seen me with a sword and aggroing somebody? Never, cause I don't kill people. I troll them, if anything he's the lier, I have witnesses. Actually only one, but take a look around the area for scents, they are his.

Not to mention, I got his bro out of his home due to the polish horde palisiding him in. I also gave them decent curios, and this is how they repay me, backstabbing me with all the good I gave them. :|
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