Funniest moment in HnH

[Saif_Mahlik]

My funniest moment was when I chopped a log and it fell behind a large rock so when I went behind the rock and clicked on what I thought was the log, it turned out to be a boar and surprisingly it didn't come after me, it went after the guy who actually tried to kill me knocking him down, I was like LOL!

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[Rreed1996]

I was 1vs1 a bear, and when I stung it I got it to rage, and I was like ok I can hit it again without it hurting me, well it turns out in rage mode it's ua triples. It does 150 with full armor, then another. I get Koed. A noob boats by and kills the bear with sling before it killed me. Then after it was dead he didn't even take the bear.

[kralmir]

thats not called a noob then, that him the nice guy who saved a noob getting mauled by bears lol.

my moment is when me and 2 mates got chased by a bear and we ran to the water, but there was this thin sliver of shallow water extending 2 tiles into the river where we could hide, and nowhere else in a 80tile radious. i ran in first and wasnt sure if the other 2 could get in with me, but i was frozen in terror and didnt move an inch to run for another shelter to save my mates since id have more time to find one.

we all managed to get in there luckely and had an inventory full of stones each, with an average marksmanship of 15 and q22slings it took a good half hour and most of the 70orso stones to kill the bear.

we named the place "Point Standing Here In Terror" or Point SHIT in short.

[Rreed1996]

Reminds me of me and my freind(cheemo) were drivin around in a boat, saw a bear inland. So we lured it to us by aground out of boat. Lag lag lag lag. Lag stopped bear destroyed boat. The bear was doing 10s to me and I ran for like 3 minutes with cheemo to find a point in shallow water. Me and cheem were stuck on 1 tile together with the bear 1 1/2 tile away. We both agreed the only way out is if I swam down river to get some branches for my bow. I made it about 7 tiles, got some branches then ran back into the point. Made the arrows and sat there for half an hour using a q80 wbow and q10 arrows, 200 mm

[Phoenix246]

Reminds me of me and my freind(cheemo) were drivin around in a boat, saw a bear inland. So we lured it to us by aground out of boat. Lag lag lag lag. Lag stopped bear destroyed boat. The bear was doing 10s to me and I ran for like 3 minutes with cheemo to find a point in shallow water. Me and cheem were stuck on 1 tile together with the bear 1 1/2 tile away. We both agreed the only way out is if I swam down river to get some branches for my bow. I made it about 7 tiles, got some branches then ran back into the point. Made the arrows and sat there for half an hour using a q80 wbow and q10 arrows, 200 mm

nice

[mitchdevano]

I was 1vs1 a bear, and when I stung it I got it to rage, and I was like ok I can hit it again without it hurting me, well it turns out in rage mode it's ua triples. It does 150 with full armor, then another. I get Koed. A noob boats by and kills the bear with sling before it killed me. Then after it was dead he didn't even take the bear.

sounds like I saved your life there Robert Bear. I suppose I will PM over the paperwork for the Indenturement. You are now my apprentice, I will train you in the way of the bear.

[jordancoles]

Chillin in my noob shack being a noob, dude comes up to me and aggros but decides to "spare me". Me not giving a fuck said cool and stood there as he tried to flaunt his mighty UA on a boar nearby my humble shanty. He thunders it and for some reason decides to run back a bit when it comes within range. He's KO'd, and then gored to death. I killed the boar from my boat and stole all his shit, good times.

[bmjclark]

Back in world 4, i saw my second ever bear (the first had mauled me). I was ready for it this time. A friend of mine from a neighbouring village (i knew him for a long time from other games, i just wanted to build my own town, rather then join his), was in the boat with me. Sadly, the bear was a bit more in land, so my friend volounteered to pull it to the shore. I warned him about how fast bears were, having learnt from previous experience. He wouldn't listen. He left my rendered distance, and reentered, the bear on his heels. He was gonna make it to my boat!...or not. Less then a tile from the shore, he lay unconscious.

RIP Dolvar

[h3retostay]

Less then a tile from the shore, he lay unconscious.

RIP Dolvar

LOL something similar happend to me recently. Me and a friend had set off searching for curios and bears to kill on foot, it was a very borring exploration no curios, bears, or deers. So eventually we had to cross a river and I have no problem crossing rivers via swimming. The river was about 15 tiles long he had around 30 CONS. To be safe though i tell him about the drink while swimming bug. He started and said he was doing it fine and then 1 tile 1 TILE from shore a lag spike hits.... Womp Womp I saw a black skull after about 30 secounds

[Chrismas]

When I said "I THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH TO MAKE A FACKIN NIGGER SHIT" on Dis village chat.