Tell me a story

[shotgunn902]

Since the server's down (or still says it is), im at school, and you might just be bored to death as you have no life outside HnH. Tell me a good story of an adventure you had. Copious amounts of blood are bonus points.

[kralmir]

go to http://www.cracked.com and read some dickjoke filled articles.

thats what i do anyway.

[Sardte]

It says it's down but it's actually up bro. Jorb #1 troll

[_Gunnar]

I logged on and walked outside, instantly aggro'd by someone sitting in a boat outside my walls. Seeing they had a wood bow only, I chatted with them a little while while stacking IP on each other. Their english didn't seem great, but it seemed they wanted me to come out and fight them... Luckily I spotted out of the corner of the radar another white dot, so I realised it was a trap and just went inside and told all my villagers to keep inside as well.

20 or so minutes later, I logged back on and decided to go out and pick up some assault scents. Was out for ~30 seconds when I get aggro'd again, by someone in a dhelm and LS robes this time.

Since there seemed to be only one of them, I decided to stay and fight for fun, I probably could have got away since I had 40 litres of good water, but y'know, adventure and stuff.

Turns out they (a) had better stats than me and (b) had better equipment and (c) actually knew what they were doing . I realised about halfway through that I only knew of two people who wore such an outfit, and panicked a bit. I used NPNG a couple times and tried to sting them, doing practically nothing (I think I hit for 9 through their armour )

They KO'd me, and I was fully expecting to die. Luckily, they started talking to me - this is when I discovered I had been fighting LadyGoo/Freya, one of the leaders of Dis, as I had started to suspect halfway through the fight . I guess she must have decided I was worth sparing/not worth killing, she punched me down to 30hhp and looted me, and then about 20 boats went past and she said "No reason to kill" in area chat, and boated off. I talked to her some more later, she actually seemed really nice (and even returned my plate armour ), and I hope that next time we meet it will be under better circumstances...

Thats the last adventure I had, I guess...

It says it's down but it's actually up bro. Jorb #1 troll

lol

[shotgunn902]

well as i said im at school so no way to be sure for me. Someone told me it was like 5 minutes after posting anyway. As for "escaping" goo with your life very nice.

[lawton]

I wrote an erotic story if anyone wants to hear it.

[shotgunn902]

go for it?!