
Personally, I've just gotten a sheer ass kicking by a Russian. We were uhm... Being stupid, to say the least.
Me: Oh dude, a camp, lets check it out!
My friend: ...AIGHT NIGGUH.
<We discover two people.>
Person1: Hello
Me: Hello! Do you speak-a-de-engrish? Well, you do, sweet. Are you guys like, cool? Or...
<I got shot at by the second person, a sling.>
Person2: "russiansymbolshere!!!!!"
Me: O_O DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPP!!!!!
<Myself and my friend dipped to our boat and left.>
Me: Damnit... GAH! Do Russians just have hostile tendencies around here?
My friend: Nah, some are really cool. They either come really hostile, or very friendly.
Me: Hrrm. Well. Let's come back later, I want some sweet revenge. I got shot!
<The next day>
<Myself and my friend were talking to our village Lawspeaker. We talked about it and decided to make a risky move. We would go over there when the Russian time zone was about 3 in the morning, sneak over there and build a Battering Ram. We had it built and ready to break down one of their broken walls, however there was only -one- that was broken and it created the illusion of blending in with rest.>
<The server crashed a few times while the Battering Ram was drying, so it pushed the time frame another 5 or so hours of waiting.>
<Myself, my friend, another friend, and a new villager were all waiting there, the Battering Ram would've been done in like, an hour tops. My friend minimized watching porn, the other friend dicking around, myself teaching the new villager how to play, I heard screams and cries of agony.>
<I ran back from teaching this new villager how to play, to see a Russian in a purple cloak, silent but deadly. He had murdered my friend watching porn,(the one who first discovered the camp with me) knocked out my other friend out, and charged at me. I was so afraid of death (at first I thought I wouldn't care but a voice in my head told me to survive) I disconnected my game. Big mistake. Little did I know y'know, that would knock you out if you were engaged in combat with another player. I logged back in to see my character missing from my screen. I was infuriated but I knew I deserved it from trying to escape death. Lesson learned.>
So pretty much it was a story of Karma. But, whatever. That was when my character had just reached 7 days old, too. He probably became a week old during that last hour. It was a great week I'm not gonna lie, however I am ashamed of how I went out, and I promised I would fight honorably to the death from now on. Me and my friends all remade. Oh, and that guy I was teaching? He RIPPED BALLS out of there. He watched me die, than ran for the freakin' hills.
SO. What's your stories?