The greatest choppa to ever dakka, until he died.

[SigmarHeldenhammer]

March 3, 2012

Grimgor joynt a green, mean Waaagh! taday. Da boss wuz a right bit bigger den Grim, but eeze not gonna be for too long. I'z been tinkerin' wit all kindsa strange things. Gits n dollz n boats. I can feel me gettin' betta, gettin' a fatta choppin' arm.

March 4, 2012

I woke up taday an' some reason wuz that the night wudn't ever to come again. I can't say how i'd know'd that, just that I know'd. Grimgor wuz seein' red circles 'round da boars and thrasha's, too, so I'd known when to dakka an wen ta get da boyz ta chop. I'z gettin' real tough now, greena than I eva been.

March 5, 2012

An i thot I wuz a mean 'ol stompa? I come 'round da ant nests to get da gits an den they broke me shoes. Ma feets been hurt'n for long now and da boss comes and says i'z justa noob. I ain't knowin' wut a newb iz but it wuz makin' me feel bad. I'z threw some new rabbit feets on my feet an they aint gonna ever break they tell me.

March 6, 2012

They sayin' in a few days dat I'll be man-smart soon, wot with studyin' all these...'Curiosities' an all. I don't know how lookin' at ants all day gonna make me a betta crasha but da boss say look so I look.

March 7th, 2012

Killed my first pig today, offerin' it up to the boss like a good lil git. Grimgor ain't takin' too much more ah diz. He gun come up and smash'em and bash'em if dey make em move one more brick. Rememba, you da greeness around.

March 8th, 2012

They realizin' now that I can crash with da best of em. I been choppin' and givin da thrashas and pigs a good stompin' when I see 'em. I showed three bears how I like to dakka today, and they ain't liked it.

March 9th, 2012

I don't know why, but I'm gettin' a lot smarter now. I'm feelin' strong, an fit, an real green. Ram Johnbo is tellin' me itz just da food we eatin'. Nah, Gork n Mork got it for me. Imma Waaagh! boss, i can feel it.

March 10th, 2012

Da boyz stomped a fisha man today. He aint do it to anyone but he got it done to him. Way ah the river though, is what I say.

March 11th, 2012

We tradin' for some good things lately. They ain't shiney but they givin' me betta lootz when I go out choppin'. I can see a lot ah stuff around, now.

March 12, 2012

They came in and dakka'd us taday. Chopped da boss real good. We aint livin' 'ere no more an I guess the waaagh! ain't nuthin'. Alls well. Maybe I shoulda moved a few more bricks? Dun't matter now. I hear 'em crashin. I hear em bashin. I hea-

Thus ends the life of Grimgor, the finest Choppa in all the lands.

[evilboy666]

learn da english you sucka

[HarryDresden]

You're missing the joke, it's eluding to how the Orkz from Warhammer; 40,000 speak.

[evilboy666]

men dakka dukka, i remembered know, but its weird using it here.