by ArvinJA » Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:13 am The Amazing Odditheatres
This is our first production, written by me and DDDsDD999.
Disclaimer:
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
May be too intense for some readers.
All models over 18 years of age.
Part I: Origins
There once was a great penis, and his name was Oddity. As Oddity pondered the great questions, DDDsDD999 seduced him, and with his seed gave birth to Giygas. Giygas had a bad temper and often sleep-walked, which is neither here nor there, but I digress. Giygas had an enormous buttocks, for he was of Oddity's seed, who was a great penis, the greatest penis known to man. In this great buttocks there lived a clan who called themselves “The Creatures”. One day after Giygas had eaten a lot of spicy food he had a foul bowel movement. The bowel movement resulted in the expulsion of The Creatures from Giygas’ buttocks.
Giygas didn’t think much of it at the time but the event would greatly affect his future in ways only the Oddgod could have foreseen. For it was so, that The Creatures fell under the protection of the evil cat witch Nicolette, who did not take kindly to the riddance. As punishment and as a way to control Giygas’ future actions, Nicolette enslaved him and forced him into prostitution. Giygas, being used to having his buttocks all to himself (and The Creatures, that he just put down as a minor annoyance) felt great shame in his newfound situation, and out of the shame Zou and Mazel were born.
The birth of Zou and Mazel was a turning point in Giygas’ life as he found great joy in childbirth. The joy he felt prompted him to have two more children; Jorb and Loftar. Giygas’ profession however quickly corrupted his first two children, Zou and Mazel, and they started to experiment with one another. Every hour of the artificial day was spent procreating, but as they had been born out of shame their seeds and their eggs were weak. Much too weak to create life.
When Giygas found out about his children’s shameful behavior he quickly disowned them.
As Zou and Mazel no longer had to take into account Giygas’ approval, they adopted two children named Alg and Rawrz. The children quickly took after their parents and started experimenting with one another. Their activities resulted in two children, loftar (lowercase l, but named after his uncle Loftar) and peace child. Peace child and loftar also took after their parents and continued the inbreeding, but as Loftar (who had a large buttocks which made loftar jealous) started coming on to peace child, loftar quickly murdered his uncle, as he wanted to keep his lover for himself.
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Part II: The Mark of loftar
Shortly after the murder of Loftar at the hands of loftar, the Oddgod asked loftar what had happened to his uncle. “I do not know, for I am not my uncle’s keeper” replied loftar. Oddgod was the supreme and almighty deity though, and he heard and saw everything, so he immediately knew that loftar had been lying to him about the ill fate that had befallen his uncle. “You try to deceive me loftar, but I cannot be deceived. You have provoked my vengeance. Listen! Your uncle’s blood cries out to me from the ground. Now you are under a curse and driven from the ground, which opened its mouth to receive your uncle's blood from your hand. When you work the ground, it will no longer yield its crops for you. You will be a restless wanderer on the earth.”
“Surely anyone who finds me in such a state would kill me without a second thought, I could never survive for more than a day” replied loftar to Oddgod’s divine judgment. “Not so; if anyone kills you, he will suffer vengeance seven times over” and so Oddgod marked loftar with black skin, lest he’d be killed by the first person who would find him.
As loftar wandered the earth he found that he was not the only one marked with black skin. SgtCayir, a member of The Creatures, was also wandering the earth, and he too had black marks since The Creatures along with a lot of hot spices had been expelled from the buttocks of Giygas during The Great Bowel Movement. Through their shared misery they found each other and had a wee baby girl they came to name “Painhertz” after all the pain and hurt they both had experienced.
One day SgtCayir and loftar had a dispute over what to feed their beautiful baby girl Painhertz (who had gone without food for many a day and suffered brain damage as a consequence). The argument eventually got so bitter that loftar decided to leave SgtCayir and let him take care of Painhertz on his own. The Oddgod saw this, as he sees everything, and decided that loftar would be given a chance to redeem himself. “Your decision today must have been hard to make, but it was a wise one. You have endured a lot and I shall give you a chance to redeem yourself. Find a faithful woman and I shall free you of your curse.”
Part III: The Tonky Honk
After having pondered Oddgod’s offer of redemption loftar decided to take it up, and so he traveled to lands beyond the stony wastes he previously had been traveling. Patches of grass began to appear as loftar left the stony wastes behind him, and soon pine trees became a common sight. As the land became more habitable, signs of life became evident, and after a few weeks, taverns and various other establishments started to litter the roadside.
The first taverns loftar spotted he had not dared to enter, he knew the importance of his mission and he feared rejection. The weeks of solitude loftar had endured during his lonesome walk had made him doubt his social skills and general amicability. He passed a few more taverns until he decided that he had to at least give his mission a chance, and so he entered a tavern called “The Tonky Honk”.
It was a rowdy place full of life, and loftar felt a bit out of his comfort zone as he walked up to the bar. “A pear cider please.” The barkeep looked at him for a second and then handed him his pear cider. “You’re not from around here.” said the barkeep as loftar began to drink his cider. “No, no I’m not.” loftar replied. The barkeep could see that loftar was not at ease and decided to try to make him feel more comfortable. “I am Tonky, by the way” said the barkeep. “I’m loftar, but don’t get me confused with my, uhm, uncle, he has the same name, well, there’s one difference, he capitalizes the first letter in his name, I have decided not to.” replied loftar, with a bit of anxiety in his voice.
“Oh, that is interesting, I have never met someone who doesn’t capitalize the first letter in their name.” said Tonky, and so loftar and Tonky started a long conversation about the most mundane and unimportant things. Hour after hour they talked, and even when outsiders would not have deemed their conversation interesting, they both took great pleasure in it. As the bar was closing for the night loftar made an inebriated decision to try and bed Tonky. “There’s one thing I haven’t told you, I have been cursed by the Oddgod, and the only way to break the curse is to find a woman who will love me, and stay with me forever.” Tonky looked at loftar suspiciously but then smiled and said “Oh, such a corny pick-up line, but yes, I would not be opposed to what you are suggesting.”
Tonky and loftar made love to each other all night and slept through most of the day, loftar was finally happy again, and he had almost forgotten his beautiful baby girl Painhertz, who he had left with SgtCayir in the stony wastes. The weeks went on and loftar continued to be happy, as he had found both love and a likely end to his curse. Though loftar was feeling the greatest he had felt in a long time, there was a lot of time he had to spend alone, with little to do, and so he decided to occupy himself with a hobby. The hobby of loftar’s choice became hunting, and so he would spend weekends away on the hunt, and come back during the weekdays and spend quality time with his newfound love.
One night when loftar was out hunting Tonky entered into her bedroom, ready to sleep. A hand grabbed Tonky’s waist as she entered the room and a shape marked with black skin stripped her of her clothes. Tonky assumed that the man marked with black skin was loftar, and that he had come home early from the hunt to be able to spend more time with her, but her bedroom was badly lit and it was hard to tell. Little did Tonky know that the man she thought was loftar, was actually SgtCayir, hellbent on destroying loftar’s life. SgtCayir was handling Tonky roughly, much more so than loftar ever did, but Tonky liked it and went along with it. When SgtCayir had climaxed he disappeared as quickly as he had entered, and Tonky was left alone in bed, thoroughly satisfied.
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An unkempt and musty smell forced itself into loftar’s nostrils as he entered Tonky’s bedroom. He knew the smell well, and there was no mistaking it, it was SgtCayir’s foul odour. Rage filled loftar and his mind turned black. He looked at Tonky who was laying in bed, waiting for him to lay down beside her. “Will you come to bed?” whispered Tonky softly. “Have you prayed tonight, Tonky?” said loftar with anger in his voice. “Aye” replied Tonky, still unaware of loftar’s suspicions. “If you bethink yourself of any crime Unreconciled as yet to heaven and grace,
Solicit for it straight.” Tonky looked at loftar, now understanding that something was amiss, but not understanding what.
“What do you mean by that?” asked Tonky. “Well, do it, and be brief; I will walk by:
I would not kill thy unprepared spirit; No; heaven forfend! I would not kill thy soul.” roared loftar. “You talk of killing.” Tonky replied, now deathly scared of loftar, not knowing why he was so angry. “Some bloody passion shakes your very frame, and I can not guess why, or understand why you direct such anger at me, and yet I feel momentous tensions in the air, what is it that makes you so angry with me?”
“You loved another man, but you had sworn fidelity to me, not only was I cursed and marked with black skin, it seems, that my love life is cursed as well. You have cursed me, and therefore confess thee freely of thy sin; For to deny each article with oath cannot remove nor choke the strong conception that I do groan withal. Thou art to die.”
“Then Lord have mercy on me!” shouted Tonky, knowing that she had done nothing wrong.
“Sweet soul, take heed, Take heed of perjury; thou art on thy deathbed.” whispered loftar, now with disappointment in his voice, as he began to strangle Tonky. Tonky kicked with her legs and tried to free herself, but loftar was strong, and held her down with the weight of his body, and soon Tonky was lying lifeless in bed as loftar cursed Oddgod, himself and the world, for being so unfair. Then it struck him that SgtCayir too was marked with black skin, and the jigsaw fell into place. Regret gripped him and overwhelmed him, he could not undo what he had done.
Next Part: Wave of Mutilation
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