Gods and Deities

[ReginoldScrotums]

I saw a thread like this a long time ago but am since unable to find it again (don't know if you noticed but the search option is pretty clogged by tons of shit posts) But anyway the discussion should be resurrected in any sense. I was wondering if any of you have made up your own Gods of the Hearthlands. Not to be implemented in any way, but just for your own personal fun. (what good is having religion if you have no religious freedom) The original thread was a man talking about a friend he met who had invented several many gods of various things that he had made alters of worship to like "river gods" and whatnot. Gods and religions of the world tend to be ways of explaining those things that cannot be explained rationally, so in HnH this could be used to explain glitches or things that don't have a parallel to the real world. Or even maybe just things that are not really explained of how they can occur in the game such as fast traveling, summoning criminals via tracking, or even just tracking scents in general.

Have any of you invented or thought of anything like this?

I will start with one of mine: Lacuna, the trickster god of lag. He can either choose pause the entire world for his sick fun or just those individuals he wishes to play with at the time. He may not kill you directly, but raid an anthill or go swimming when he plays his cruel games and you may find yourself in a world of trouble.

[slipper]

The oddisciples frowns upon your pagan beliefs.

[Sarchi]

Mormon Jesus.

[HarryDresden]

We have J-Lo, that is enough.

[Daji]

ME

[NIGNOGNAG]

I worship Santana, The God of Deer.

[Nila-Hood]

All of the above, me, and dumdik, the god of fat buttcracks.

[Saif_Mahlik]

This is the internet kid and no its a silly idea.

[Nila-Hood]

This is the internet kid and no its a silly idea.

Infidel! Praise the lawd thy dumdik! Or have thy anus smited!

[Neon14]

Sulus, God of Nature.

Fucking Dryads.