You are my hero, Jordan Coles. I dream of the day you will allow me to lay you down softly on my satin bed-coverings, peel off your sweat-drenched merchant robez from hermiting wit da noobs and PvPing all day, allow me to squat confidently over your exposed burly torso, and squeeze a hot steamy ingot of fecal matter all over your sizzling chest, BB. Then we can scrape the bile saturated corn nuggets from your sweaty bird-chest together and have a tasty but sensual cuisine

<3 Since I share this fantasy with you, Coles, my true love, let me also share this loving portrait I did of you

Call me later BB. I know your loose chapped anus is blown out by DIS, but big daddy wants sum sloppy seconds <3