Crazy HnH Stories

[Dill]

Can we get a crazy story thread going? Id like to hear some crazy stuff that has happened to you guys over the worlds of hnh.

I don't have much to say besides the time dis killed me when saxony gave co ords to just north of where we were staying. Also how every time i try to trade with Phaen i die o-o. lol

[FictionRyu]

I wouldn't say that my story is very "crazy". But it was a pretty thrilling series of events.

My story begins when I was living as a hermit..
I was just living my hermit life, peaceful, just finished making my very first Village Idol. I still needed to get the 30k LP to activate the idol. That was all fine and dandy, I needed to let it dry for 24 hours anyway. So, I pick up my boat, my chests, and I headed out to go in search of some curios to get me the 30k LP I needed. I start traveling west from my place on the river when all of a sudden I see a white dot appear on my mini-map. I quickly start to panic--as I always do whenever I see a white dot on my screen--, my heart beat increases, my adrenaline starts flowing..the white dot turned into two white dots. In dragon-helms no less. That got me even more panicked. They start conversation, the driver asks if I was Fanit. I replied with a "no", then they ask if I was FIcitonRyu. This had me curious. "Who would be looking for me?" I wondered to myself. All throughout this verbal confrontation the driver had me aggro'd and kept using call of thunder on me. I presumed it was to scare me as I've heard people use that tactic before.
We went around and around each other in our boats, I didn't want to head back to-wards my place and have them trash it. So I tried my best to get past them and head west to break combat then after I broke it I would hearth home and log out my main and log into an alt and stand by to see if they came here--or even knew about the place.
But, alas it failed. I made the mistake to step out of my boat and try to offer up my q26 Toadstool if they spared my life.
It didn't. The main attacker (the driver) killed me after revealing himself to be Fobia.

RIP Stone(r) Boy.

After that settled I inherited my fallen ancestor and continued life. But, alas it was now dull knowing I was in a bad area. I began to be in talks with Saxony. He invited me to join his freshly made Fox Hat Village. I decided to take him up on the offer. The next day we were raided. The fresh character I made was murdered, heartfire was broken. Thus ending Fox Hat Village. I didn't inherit that character however, as I decided to just continue on with Stone(r) Boy II. Which I did for a few days. Until Saxony messaged me on Skype informing me that Hasskebab was looking for villagers. He had an idol and all. I took him up on the offer, I broke my hearthfire, and was invited to become a member of Hass' village (I don't know the name ha ha). Things were going good, things were looking up. I had access to wonderful supplies, food, curios. I finally made it into a village.

Then one day Saxony brought to me an offer. He was going to "steal" from Hass and flee. He wanted to know if I wanted to join. I always did want to live the Haven life on the wild side..so I took him up on that offer.

Thus began Saxony and I's voyage for our own place. We came upon an unclaimed area with a cave. Saxony didn't like that we were so close to the river, but I insisted we set roots there as I was weary of traveling. Besides, I figured we were far from Hass and that there was no way he would find us...turns out I was wrong..but only partially. Turns out my friend sold out Saxony to Hass. But the deal was that I apparently was to live. I had my gut feeling that Hass wasn't a man of his word. I was probably right. Never did find out..
Anyway, I was fortunate enough to not have gotten on yet as I was doing my normal routine to check on things here in the forums when Saxony messaged me on Skype saying that Hass found us. I quickly log on an alt to scope things out, it was a mess, Hass and Co. and already been long gone, but things were still a mess.

That ended Stone(r) Boy II 's period of activity. He's not dead, but until I find myself with a village idol that I can oath him to, he remains at the broken and battered camp that once was my home.


Well, that's my "crazy story" minus all the "BS". I wouldn't say it's an interesting read, but hey, it's a story at best ha ha.

[Dill]

I wouldn't say that my story is very "crazy". But it was a pretty thrilling series of events.

My story begins when I was living as a hermit..
I was just living my hermit life, peaceful, just finished making my very first Village Idol. I still needed to get the 30k LP to activate the idol. That was all fine and dandy, I needed to let it dry for 24 hours anyway. So, I pick up my boat, my chests, and I headed out to go in search of some curios to get me the 30k LP I needed. I start traveling west from my place on the river when all of a sudden I see a white dot appear on my mini-map. I quickly start to panic--as I always do whenever I see a white dot on my screen--, my heart beat increases, my adrenaline starts flowing..the white dot turned into two white dots. In dragon-helms no less. That got me even more panicked. They start conversation, the driver asks if I was Fanit. I replied with a "no", then they ask if I was FIcitonRyu. This had me curious. "Who would be looking for me?" I wondered to myself. All throughout this verbal confrontation the driver had me aggro'd and kept using call of thunder on me. I presumed it was to scare me as I've heard people use that tactic before.
We went around and around each other in our boats, I didn't want to head back to-wards my place and have them trash it. So I tried my best to get past them and head west to break combat then after I broke it I would hearth home and log out my main and log into an alt and stand by to see if they came here--or even knew about the place.
But, alas it failed. I made the mistake to step out of my boat and try to offer up my q26 Toadstool if they spared my life.
It didn't. The main attacker (the driver) killed me after revealing himself to be Fobia.

RIP Stone(r) Boy.

After that settled I inherited my fallen ancestor and continued life. But, alas it was now dull knowing I was in a bad area. I began to be in talks with Saxony. He invited me to join his freshly made Fox Hat Village. I decided to take him up on the offer. The next day we were raided. The fresh character I made was murdered, heartfire was broken. Thus ending Fox Hat Village. I didn't inherit that character however, as I decided to just continue on with Stone(r) Boy II. Which I did for a few days. Until Saxony messaged me on Skype informing me that Hasskebab was looking for villagers. He had an idol and all. I took him up on the offer, I broke my hearthfire, and was invited to become a member of Hass' village (I don't know the name ha ha). Things were going good, things were looking up. I had access to wonderful supplies, food, curios. I finally made it into a village.

Then one day Saxony brought to me an offer. He was going to "steal" from Hass and flee. He wanted to know if I wanted to join. I always did want to live the Haven life on the wild side..so I took him up on that offer.

Thus began Saxony and I's voyage for our own place. We came upon an unclaimed area with a cave. Saxony didn't like that we were so close to the river, but I insisted we set roots there as I was weary of traveling. Besides, I figured we were far from Hass and that there was no way he would find us...turns out I was wrong..but only partially. Turns out my friend sold out Saxony to Hass. But the deal was that I apparently was to live. I had my gut feeling that Hass wasn't a man of his word. I was probably right. Never did find out..
Anyway, I was fortunate enough to not have gotten on yet as I was doing my normal routine to check on things here in the forums when Saxony messaged me on Skype saying that Hass found us. I quickly log on an alt to scope things out, it was a mess, Hass and Co. and already been long gone, but things were still a mess.

That ended Stone(r) Boy II 's period of activity. He's not dead, but until I find myself with a village idol that I can oath him to, he remains at the broken and battered camp that once was my home.


Well, that's my "crazy story" minus all the "BS". I wouldn't say it's an interesting read, but hey, it's a story at best ha ha.

I thank you for taking the time to write that all out. Very interesting story even though i knew most of it already

[FictionRyu]

Lol yea I know, not many who frequent the forums don't know about all the events I described. But I figured I'd kick off this thread. I enjoy hearing other stories about how other people play. Perhaps we can even have pictures too if the stories are recent!

[bmjclark]

My friend and I stole from hippie village's barter stands and got our town surrounded by about 10 (that number could be very off, this was in w4) d helmers. We'd never even seen a d helm before. Was pretty terrifying

[popfor]

One time I punched a toad; it killed me.

[Dill]

My friend and I stole from hippie village's barter stands and got our town surrounded by about 10 (that number could be very off, this was in w4) d helmers. We'd never even seen a d helm before. Was pretty terrifying

Did you have any kind of wall up?

[bmjclark]

Just our feeble little palisade. They agreed to not bash us on the condition that we give them the stuff back and some steel. The world wiped 6 hours later tho =s

[Dill]

Just our feeble little palisade. They agreed to not bash us on the condition that we give them the stuff back and some steel. The world wiped 6 hours later tho =s

Sounds scary man lol, Id shit bricks if 10 dhelms showed up at my pali, Thanks for sharing.

[Sarchi]

Once upon a time, there was a Grand Party that controlled the hearthlands. One day, several delegates requested that the World of 4 be destroyed due to its inhabitants' sinfulness. "The People have resorted to using black magick for teleporting their armies inside the mightily armed fortresses of their enemies," they said, "and they also allow their bodies to be possessed by Daemons in order to gain immense amounts of superhuman strength!" Contemplating this request, the LORD Jorb -- the party leader and divine architect of the hearthlands -- agreed that the World of 4 was too wicked and must be reborn into a more wholesome world, the World of 5. Smiling and bowing down before their LORD, the delegates -- Burgihem, Patjeq, and Sabrinahu -- left the glittering white palace to meet their fate on that wicked world below, knowing that their souls would reincarnate into purified bodies in the World of 5. Therein, they would uphold Jorb's Law and spread party doctrine in order to prevent the rise of heathenism.

However, this noble plan would be threatened by the evil Empress, Ladeen'oo, of the Wretched Northlands, a remnant of the World of 4 in which reincarnated souls still practiced the heathenism of old.