Someone stole my cock.
SOMEONE IN THE CONIFEROUS FOREST OF MY LATEST CHARACTER'S HOME STOLE HER COCK.
A flock of chickens had taken up home around her hearthfire and I hunted them down one by one. A runestone had clearly marked the single basket that was to be taken from. All of the others were my characters and hers alone.
I am genuinely upset, Haven.
When will you replace my cock?