Me and blue were still hunting (actually i dragged him with me ) when one of my friend in the village went online named Sho(I also dragged him to fish near us, or to watch us hunt).What turned out to be a hunt was to be my funeral,while me and blue was on the same boat, I told him to drop me off on the same island with the bear and
blue said "Isn't dangerous to do that?"
Me: nah, we wouldn't notice me, he is aggro'd to you
Blue: okay...
We all know collecting stone takes a long time so I STUPIDLY afk to check the forums and crap UNTIL I heard an arm got ripped off and quick went back to my game and HOLY SH**
Me: IM KO'd!!! BLUE SHOOT IT NOW!
Blue: I AM! I AM
Me: MORE DAMMIT! I'LL LOG OUT TO SEE IF IT DE AGGRO ME
*logs out and in*
Dramatic conversation
O.O <----- that was my face when it happened
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Blue: green are you okay?
Me: ...
Blue: green...? I'm scared
Me: no worries... I can restart...
Reality
Me: blue I died!!!
Blue: really?!
Me: my character isn't appearing! D:
Blue: oh no!
Me: guard my body! I'm not sure if bears swallows corpses but we're getting my body back
*makes new character and inherits my old character then sneaks to my bod- WHAT LAG!!!*
Sho: No! Your too close! GO BACK! GO BACK!
Blue: go back! Your on it's range!
*bye bye character number 2..., creates another character and inherits*
Sho: I TOLD YOU TO FISH INSTEAD BUT NO, YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME
Blue: don't try to kill yourself again!
Green: wasn't intentional >.>
Conclusion:
-My 2nd character inherited 25% of my first then my 3rd inherited the 50% of the 25% :/ it's now as weak as a baby hearthling

-all of my friends laugh in a good way XD when I told my tragic story
-I now have 2 bodies near my door and 2 skulls in my cabinet...
-My stuff is safe-ish

EDIT: I got no pictures because...well I was dead and too sad to picture it and this death was dated around June 12-14 I think