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The life of a key alt

Postby Servant_Girl » Thu Jul 04, 2013 11:06 am

Frank paused for a moment to reflect on his life.

You see, he was the gate keeper and never anything more. Every day he would stand guard at the village gates letting the hunters and foragers in and out. All day every day sun up to sun down.

How he longed to go out and explore, but he knew it was for the best. Frank, being not much of an athlete would only slow them down, and in the harsh and unforgiving haven that could be deadly. Many a time he'd seen villagers return maimed and scared and in some cases... not at all.

So every day he faithfully works his post, contributing his share to the village. In return he is protected and fed. The job may not be exiting but he had the piece of mind knowing that he and his family were safe.

A stern shout barked from the chief hunter pulled him out of his thoughts. "Frank, open up! We gotta butcher this bear before she spoils. What are ya, napping?"

"Sorry sir."
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Re: The life of a key alt

Postby MurderAlt » Thu Jul 04, 2013 11:16 am

Frank should have been a murder alt. We have more fun.
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Re: The life of a key alt

Postby Kaios » Thu Jul 04, 2013 11:51 am

the fuck?
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Re: The life of a key alt

Postby Xcom » Thu Jul 04, 2013 12:14 pm

Nice story telling. Tell more.
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Re: The life of a key alt

Postby Yansy » Thu Jul 04, 2013 12:16 pm

Servant_Girl wrote:The job may not be exiting


Where is the job currently if it's unable to exit?
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Re: The life of a key alt

Postby Servant_Girl » Thu Jul 04, 2013 12:29 pm

Yansy wrote:
Servant_Girl wrote:The job may not be exiting


Where is the job currently if it's unable to exit?

lol typo but its true, as the key alt he can never 'exit'
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Re: The life of a key alt

Postby kralmir » Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:25 pm

ive been told i am a keyalt in a small fishing outpost.

(for those that dont get it, someone named a keyalt after me)
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Re: The life of a key alt

Postby toshirohayate » Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:56 pm

Who feeds a key alt? D:
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Re: The life of a key alt

Postby Ranma » Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:13 pm

Well... in my story..

Once upon a time, there is a boy named LumberJock01 were born to this hearthlands, as his name said. He was born as a true lumberjacker, providing the needs of woods to his master. Upon one day, he was entrusted the key to the master's house and became gatekeeper. As the OP story said, he guarded the gate from dawn to dusk without whining, he only gets some food once every few days (poor LumberJock01).

And then, after time passes, he started to get smart because he is slowly changing his belief to become smarter, slowly stealing some of his master curios, he is diligently studying. And until one day, he is smart enough learn something... more. Since he became much smarter by studying, one day he left his master's residence for a better future, creating something new of his own.

And that place which he created now is called 'KAIMANA', the name of a 'Town of Sunset' and that is where his master's wife was born.
Why choosing that name ? LumberJock01 simply went there once and see how beautiful it is
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What happened now ? LumberJock01 is the LawSpeaker of KAIMANA !


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Re: The life of a key alt

Postby jordancoles » Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:34 pm

There once was a man named Mike Hunt, he was born on November 11th in a simpler time. A time when skulls could not be harvested and placed onto stakes for all to see. Mike Hunt got into many battles in his seemingly endless life. Mike Hunt took a beating, but he never went down. Mike was a very lucky man. Mike Hunt went to every major battle that world 6 had to offer and survived until the very last day with only a humble 400 ua and 400 mc total.

Now, what can Mike Hunt teach us?
I feel that he is to be remembered as a symbol for determination, skill, and cunning.

He was a true hero, a Man's man; a Hunt.

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