Horrible Jokes in Hearthland.

[Lunarius_Haberdash]

That's right, this post is nothing more than "Someone came up with this and I want you all to suffer with me."

The concept is.. Bearasailing..

Taking note of the quadrotor pose of the bear, and the circumstances in which you could fly them like a very heavy kite, a friend of mine commented 'Bear sailing' which in my head transmuted into 'Bearasailing', which is a good pun on parasailing, and then I realized that it got worse since to go bearasailing you have to assail a bear.

You're welcome.

[Kaios]

What did you say?

[Dill]

That's right, this post is nothing more than "Someone came up with this and I want you all to suffer with me."

The concept is.. Bearasailing..

Taking note of the quadrotor pose of the bear, and the circumstances in which you could fly them like a very heavy kite, a friend of mine commented 'Bear sailing' which in my head transmuted into 'Bearasailing', which is a good pun on parasailing, and then I realized that it got worse since to go bearasailing you have to assail a bear.

You're welcome.

lol didn't read.

[kris_hole]

This post reminded me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTVOK2yvbBM

[ValerieHallaway]

This thread is embearassing.

[painhertz]

In America, we have the Right to bear Arms



I'm still waiting for my pair.

[ValerieHallaway]

Pain, you bearly managed the bear minimum, If this was a bear-knuckle brawl, you'd have a bear of a time keeping your guard up, when it comes to bear puns, you've got bearly any talent.

[NOOBY93]

Pain, you bearly managed the bear minimum, If this was a bear-knuckle brawl, you'd have a bear of a time keeping your guard up, when it comes to bear puns, you've got bearly any talent.

No, YOU foxly have no talent.
amidoingitright

[ValerieHallaway]

Pain, you bearly managed the bear minimum, If this was a bear-knuckle brawl, you'd have a bear of a time keeping your guard up, when it comes to bear puns, you've got bearly any talent.

No, YOU foxly have no talent.
amidoingitright

I just can't bear your attempt at a pun, you're boaring, and I'm too busy being a foxy lady, so you might as well rabbit your way out of this thread deer, because there's too many trolls already.

[NOOBY93]

Pain, you bearly managed the bear minimum, If this was a bear-knuckle brawl, you'd have a bear of a time keeping your guard up, when it comes to bear puns, you've got bearly any talent.

No, YOU foxly have no talent.
amidoingitright

I just can't bear your attempt at a pun, you're boaring, and I'm too busy being a foxy lady, so you might as well rabbit your way out of this thread deer, because there's too many trolls already.

Nice. I don't get the rabbit one. I'm very cuirass about it.
Don't be sarcastic with me, though. Did you see my mussels? They can knock your teeth out in no time.